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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
CountTo10 · 31/08/2006 21:21

Let me say now that you're not missing much if you don't

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 21:22

Oh, this old chestnut again?

leakage is now named after a homophobic US senator - his name escapes me for the minute, but caused great hilarity the last time this topic was discussed.

kiskidee · 31/08/2006 21:22

a gay guy once told me that the first time he had anal sex, there was poo stains on ceiling. i kid you not.

expatinscotland · 31/08/2006 21:24

oh, kisdee! i lived next door to this bloke, he was WILD. he was gay. and one night i woke at 3AM to his cries of, 'Ooo! Ohhh! My pussy hurts, baby!'

Toothache · 31/08/2006 21:24

If I wasn't so keen to hold on to the wine I've drank.... I think I might genuinely spew!!!!!

Shit stains on the ceiling! ROFL...and a small >spew

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 21:24

Santorum
look

jac34 · 31/08/2006 21:24

DH always lives in hope!!
I burst into the bedroom the other morning,saying I wanted to do something exciting!!
His eyes lite up,but I only ment,getting up, packed and going away for an unplanned weekend away with the kids!!

Auntymandy · 31/08/2006 21:25

someone told me that when they pulled out it had a sweetcorn kernal on the end!!!

snowleopard · 31/08/2006 21:26

Actually I now recall a gay man once described it to me too. He said it was like having a really satisfying poo.

(I suppose he was quite loose though)

Toothache · 31/08/2006 21:26

Gingerbear - Interesting.... I think he has a point.

trinityrhino · 31/08/2006 21:28

no comment

moondog · 31/08/2006 21:29

no Sal,with mirth.
What a fantastic title!

Love the 'pain etc' bit too.

CountTo10 · 31/08/2006 21:29

oh gross auntymandy and kiskidee!!!!

SpaceCadet · 31/08/2006 21:32

pmsl..i just nearly spat my tea all over the monitor at "poo stains on the ceiling"

StinkyPete · 31/08/2006 21:32

i remember a thread a bit back about "is anal leakage normal after..." was quite an eye-opener

Toothache · 31/08/2006 21:32

My theory is that men want to have anal sex coz it's 'tighter'..... so its either an insult to the woman.... like saying you're flange is baggy!! OR its humiliation for him... like saying his knob is too small and needs a smaller oriface.

Thats my thoughts... out loud.... welcome or not.

pedilia · 31/08/2006 21:33

err yes awful!! I cannot believe that people actually like it! (women that is)

expatinscotland · 31/08/2006 21:33

where's that other thread? from the OP who used Vaseline as lube and then shat herself the next day when she went to break wind ?

OMG, that was the funniest thread on MN!

Toothache · 31/08/2006 21:33

er.... your flange.... sorry, bad grammar. I'm all flustered you see.

CountTo10 · 31/08/2006 21:34

My other half explained to me that its just another place to put it and a bit different - nice!!! Plus I think its a big thing for guys to get their 'brown wings'!!!

SpaceCadet · 31/08/2006 21:35

yep leakage is normal, you are basically giving yourself a mini enema...

VeniVidiVickiQV · 31/08/2006 21:35

#Oo-oh what a feeeeliiiing...to be shatting on the ceiling...#

Billy Joel?

StinkyPete · 31/08/2006 21:35

thread started 6 aug titled-
"Probably as embarassing as you can get "

StinkyPete · 31/08/2006 21:36

lionel richie?? VVVQ

expatinscotland · 31/08/2006 21:36

BOAK, Count!

Spacey, you remember the other thread?