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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

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NotQuiteCockney · 31/08/2006 22:41

Yes, unless you're really really used to anal play, the accidental thing is just not going to work anyway. And are you supposed to think they're that stupid? Or do they just think you're that stupid? Either way ...

Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:41

Chocolate swordsman?

moondog · 31/08/2006 22:41

uphill gardening
Am knowing where you are coming from but fuzzy on detail....

LadyTophamHatt · 31/08/2006 22:42

me too GDK..

mad4simon · 31/08/2006 22:42

Try sticking your finger up your blokes arse, a lot of men don't like to admit it but but they love it !!!

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:42

More like turd lubricator, GingerBear

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:42

there's another one - something to do with chocolate starfish??

mad4simon · 31/08/2006 22:43

Try sticking your finger up your blokes arse, a lot of men don't like to admit it but but they love it !!!

Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:43

WHY would I want to put my finger anywhere near a blokes arsehole?????? Its literally full of shit... probably smells.... and is most likely to have dangle-berries attached to the hair around it!!! EEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:44

apparently, you need to practice with butt plugs of increasing girth to get 'used to it'

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:44

lol @ dangle- berries

nineinchnipples · 31/08/2006 22:45

pmsl @ dangelberries!!!

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:45

we call them tad-nuts or clingons round these parts.

mad4simon · 31/08/2006 22:45

don't knock it until you have tried it !!

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:45

Love the "dangle-berries" picture Toothache

sallystrawberry · 31/08/2006 22:46

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WideWebWitch · 31/08/2006 22:46

eeeewww at this thread

SewingMadMummy · 31/08/2006 22:46

clegnuts or clinkers here!!

SherlockLGJ · 31/08/2006 22:46

Girls

If this was in the Mens Room we would be horrified.

But it brings me very neatly to my theory, Ok for us to get a bit close to the bone, but when the Dads do it gets a bit seedy. IYKWIM

Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:47

mad4simon - there is NO pleasure in it for me... so I'll knock it before I've tried it thanks. EEEWWWWWWWWW AGAIN!

If he wants something tickling his glands... I'll shove my dildo up there, then carry on as normal.

fattiemumma · 31/08/2006 22:47

Oh no i have missed this one.
hang on whilst i catch up....i have a tip worth its weight in gold if you actually do wish to do anal.

when He enters you you need to push your muscles as if you are having a poo.
it opens the muscles in the anus and therefore eases the way for his penis.

I got that from an adult entertainer (no not me) and i have passed it on to a few of my more adventurouse freinds who all agree it is good!

god made me with two holes.....one for in and one for out!

bubble99 · 31/08/2006 22:47

SS, do you want to join me in the hole I've just dug?

And even that sounds strange.

ghosty · 31/08/2006 22:49
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Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:50

The Matron of St Trinians has spoken gels
Lights out now and stop giggling.
LGJ