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Original poster

Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
ghosty · 31/08/2006 22:30
jollymum · 31/08/2006 22:31

Sorry, but is Kama a boy or girl? For some reason, it's my DH's ambition in life. Has tried (well drunken night) and TBH, loose was not the word. Crab like actions, sneezing forbidden and loads of sudocreme for a week. And that was just in, IYKWIM. God knows what it would have been like further on...mind you, total subservience, thank yous and flowers for the week, along with loads of grovelling nearly made it worthwhile. NOT QUITE...but nearly.

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:31

oh crumbs, Granny wants to know what i keep giggling over.

CountTo10 · 31/08/2006 22:32

Ask her what she thinks???!!!!

moondog · 31/08/2006 22:33

Kama is a foxy lady.
Jolly,am gasping for breath at your superb description.
'crab like movements'

Did anyone ask you what was up???

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:33

lube and relaxation and time are essential, it is a mm by mm thing that soon becomes cms and boy do they blow quickly

NotQuiteCockney · 31/08/2006 22:34

The most sensitive and delicate bit is the entrance, mostly. (Well, same as the vagina, in that regard.) It does require a lot of patience on the part of your partner. Otherwise, extreme discomfort is pretty much guaranteed.

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:34

I think not countto10, like my job.

Have to say erm...leakage has never been an issue not that it gets regular use you understand.

ghosty · 31/08/2006 22:35
MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:36

Indicating and quadruple mirror checking before lane changing is essential.

moondog · 31/08/2006 22:36

mm??

cm??

Que??

lmao at Ghosty. Smelling salts m' dear??

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:37

oops, might have lost ghosty for a while ladies.

NotQuiteCockney · 31/08/2006 22:37

Yeees, the "whoops, I slipped" thing is not funny or appropriate.

SherlockLGJ · 31/08/2006 22:38

Start with a well lubed copy of the Mothercare/MN booklet.

Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:39

Moondog - I'll join you in your confusion of those abbreviations!

lol Ghosty! I'm not fainting... but I'm spewing all over MN tonight!

NotAnOtter · 31/08/2006 22:39

i think its a bit of kidology that its messy. It can be clean as a whistle afterwards so I have heard

bubble99 · 31/08/2006 22:39

CountessDracula recently enlightened me/us with the term 'Uphill Gardening.' Another good one.

Gobbledigook · 31/08/2006 22:39
Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:40

NotQuiteCockney - ROFL!!! Thats fantastic! That line has been used on me before... he never succeeded.... but I KNOW that he didn't just slip. LOLOLOLOLOL!

MatNanPlus · 31/08/2006 22:40

Not if he intends to continue living NotQuiteCockney.

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:40

turd burgler is another one.

Toothache · 31/08/2006 22:40

Fudge-packing... another classic.

SherlockLGJ · 31/08/2006 22:41

Matress Muncher ???????

Gingerbear · 31/08/2006 22:41

for those old enough to remember - Norman bites your pillow

SewingMadMummy · 31/08/2006 22:41

investigating the rusty plughole - from dh by the way

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