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Original poster

Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

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bubble99 · 14/10/2006 19:55

Thought I'd bump this one up via the back door.

bubble99 · 14/10/2006 19:58

No takers, so to speak?

WideWebWitch · 14/10/2006 20:00

Ahhh, THIS thread, ok, I did see it at the time I think, I bet if I skim down I will see that I escorted Ghosty off to talk about flowers and kittens and things

bubble99 · 14/10/2006 20:04

Someone got quite antsy about this thread being in active convos at 10am 'when my child can see my PC screen over my shoulder.' And suggested a 9pm watershed for 'this kind of stuff.'

Judy1234 · 14/10/2006 20:51

If it hurts it's being done wrong.

expatinscotland · 14/10/2006 20:54

Well, my answer to the OP hasn't changed.

No, no, no.

I don't care if it's being 'done right' or whatever.

It's just NOT something I've ever been inclined to.

Judy1234 · 14/10/2006 20:55

It's against the law in some US states so you need to check your rule book if you go on holiday there.

expatinscotland · 14/10/2006 20:56

Can't see myself going there at all anytime in the near future.

But I'd be there long before I had anal sex.

Blandmum · 14/10/2006 21:05

Never seen the point, have a vagina that was designed for the job But whatever floats peoples boats I suppose

SpookyMadMummy · 14/10/2006 21:34

Listen you lot.. Ali G says "Me exit hole is me exit hole and will never be me entry hole" I am inclined to agree....

UCM · 14/10/2006 22:12

re: checking your rule book - I would think that you would want to check your ruler cos' if your Dh/dp has a cock like a marrow- you wouldn't want to sitting on it - your piles would be coming ut of your nose!

expatinscotland · 14/10/2006 22:13

i have just spewed creme liquor onto my keyboard!

'cock like a marrow'.

Omg!

SpookyMadMummy · 14/10/2006 22:14

UCM!!!

Blandmum · 14/10/2006 22:20

UCM, is that you

Original poster
multitasker · 14/10/2006 22:21

Am now turning a limey shade of green seeing this thread again as I started it, have decided to stick to what I know best....

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bloodcurdlingstrawb · 14/10/2006 22:22

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bubble99 · 14/10/2006 22:34

UCM!! Fantastic.

This thread has been long overdue a bum(p), IMO.

Judy1234 · 14/10/2006 23:27

The only time when size really does matter.

VanillaMilkshake · 14/10/2006 23:38

If I go into early labour it will be this thread that is responsible. Have even managed to read 20% but can no longer see the screen through tears of laughter.

Have a female friend who likes it but her (male)partner doesnt, he's a bit of a hygeine (sp) freak. Anyway she bought herself something from Ann Summers to do the job instead - eurgh.

expatinscotland · 14/10/2006 23:42

No it ain't the only time size matters, Xenia .

Hate to burst your bubble, but I'm not young and I've been around enough to know, let's just say.

'It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean,' one bloke told me.

Oh, yeah?

Well, you can't go out to see in a dinghy, pal!

bigknickersbigknockers · 15/10/2006 07:44

lol expat

Judy1234 · 15/10/2006 09:59

May be I've just been lucky, then...

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