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Original poster

Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

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lovesex · 12/09/2006 15:11

would have to be rather a big toe

Northerner · 12/09/2006 15:11

I'm not a perv!

Iklboo · 12/09/2006 15:12

Bloody norah - that must sting some! Ginger up your bum!!!??

lovesex · 12/09/2006 15:12

i could be with the right chap

Blandmum · 12/09/2006 15:12

Big Toe sex

I've read everything now

I have never before thought of ingrowing toenails as a sexually transmitted condition

Northerner · 12/09/2006 15:12

My thoughts exactly NDP, and bunions, athletes foot, veruccas.

this was an odd book though. It also talked about motionless sex (???) why?

Holidaymum · 12/09/2006 15:13

Thats what I though made me laugh when i read it, something to do with endorphine rush? wierd i say

Blu · 12/09/2006 15:13

No one's ever tried to stick an empty crisp packet in my...oh, sorry, mobile ringing...

NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:13

OMG, I hadn;t even considered verrucas

[faint]

NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:14

Can you get Athlete's Vag ?!

lovesex · 12/09/2006 15:14

are we talking big toe here or whole bloody foot

Iklboo · 12/09/2006 15:16

Motionless sex - do they know my x-p

Jazzi · 12/09/2006 15:17

Or even athletes bum!!

NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:18

lol @ Athlete's Arse

Blandmum · 12/09/2006 15:19

The bunion buggered person might fart and someone would say 'Can anyone else here smell feet?'

suzywong · 12/09/2006 15:28

Oh! MB
If only your sex ed students knew you had a mind like that -they'd probably give you their full attentions

alwaysreadytoplease · 13/09/2006 13:51

anal sex is fantastic. get so much more feeling if you know what i mean....go for it, you either love it or hate it.

themoon66 · 13/09/2006 14:18

I cannot believe this thread is still going. I've just re-read it and am crying with laughter again. I dare not share with others in office however.... off to the loo to repair my mascara!

Someone tell me what figgin is.. please.

themoon66 · 13/09/2006 14:19

Isn't motionless sex that thing that Sting and his Mrs do?? Tantric whatsaname. Makes it last for 8 hours or summat.

southeastastra · 13/09/2006 14:20

frank skinner is a fan that is all i want to add to this. hehe

themoon66 · 13/09/2006 14:24

A fan of tantric sex or figging?? Although I cannot imagine Frank sitting still for more than 5 mins.

mumfor1standfinaltime · 13/09/2006 14:28

I don't think its that awful! I don't do it reguarly, but I did when I was in late stages of pg because I found it better than 'normal'intercourse, as I was so huge at the time and couldn't get comfortable.
Spoons is the best position for it!

NotQuiteCockney · 13/09/2006 16:42

Figging . Essentially, putting a piece of ginger or hot pepper into the rectum. Sounds unpleasant to me, but hey.

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multitasker · 13/09/2006 17:03

I have more than enough "food" for thought now on the "whole" subject and am in no doubt that it is probably never going to happen!!!
Not to self - first thread went well and I'm especially proud of that title

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Holidaymum · 13/09/2006 17:07

Yep you should be justifiably very very proud! And we are all experts on the subject (hmm maybe not so proud of that
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