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blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
shazronnie · 29/08/2006 20:22

I do it quite alot - usually when i can't be bothered with the full shag!!

Blow jobs keep me married

SKYTVADICT · 29/08/2006 20:22

Don't really count how often but only do it when I feel like it and definitely swallow less mess! Definitely more often than xmas and bday though.

shazronnie · 29/08/2006 20:23

Yes, SkyTV, swallowing is the neater option!

trinityrhino · 29/08/2006 20:24

have a huge paranoia that I'm no good at it so in seven years have probably done it a dozen times
I like it but get fraked out a nd paranoid that I'm no good, have never made him ahem finish that way

cg25 · 29/08/2006 20:25

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trinityrhino · 29/08/2006 20:25

gets me down actually, want to do it and swallow but can't get past the pyschological shit

Original poster
dmo · 29/08/2006 20:29

feel i need to gag if a little bit goes in my mouth
your better women than me

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cg25 · 29/08/2006 20:32

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cg25 · 29/08/2006 20:32

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bamik · 29/08/2006 20:41

LOL, yep when I can't be arsed to do the full monty, but to gulp - NO WAY! I think that's wrenk! But that's just my personal opinion.

mimi1uk · 29/08/2006 20:49

pmsl

mimi1uk · 29/08/2006 20:49

pmsl

BrookeandTaylorsmummy · 29/08/2006 20:50

LOL

MoreTeaAnyone · 29/08/2006 20:51

You are all so good to your dhs. Mine is told to make an appointment and even then he's got 15 minutes and then I'm away!!!!

NotAnOtter · 29/08/2006 20:51

dmo me too!

BudaBabe · 29/08/2006 20:53

What's the difference between Lobster Thermidor and a BJ?

You are more likely to get Lobster Thermidor at home for dinner!

chocybickie · 29/08/2006 20:54

if you don't give, you don't receive.
well i probably would actually but still i enjoy it.
thought everyone did it...

buktus · 29/08/2006 20:55

more tea that is so funny,i'm reading all your threads lol, my dh is now looking very strangely at me

PeachyClairHasBadHair · 29/08/2006 20:56

I used to do them a lot, back before we married ( not that I had to, Dh was a virgin and frankly grateful for what he got LOL ). I seem to ahve forgotten for many months- not sure why? I will perhpas mention to Dh that if he washed I will erm, treat him.

(he's not good with baths I willa dmit- but don't think he's smely- it's more, he washes wwhen he comes in from work then goes to bed which is the same time I wake and by the time he gets up....)

scotchick · 29/08/2006 20:59

this is the funniest thread I've come across yet!

MoreTeaAnyone · 29/08/2006 20:59

How many of you get the equivalent in return?

buktus · 29/08/2006 21:01

mine likes doing it all the time especially after a fresh brazillian

MoreTeaAnyone · 29/08/2006 21:02

So much pain for so much pleasure!

buktus · 29/08/2006 21:05

why does that always apply to us girls

JennyLee · 29/08/2006 21:06

I think it is a waste of a good ShG and feel crap when all I get is a mouthful of **. would rather 'do it' same applies to hand jobs whats in it for me? this aint sex lol used to like it though before man got lazy