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blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
nooka · 29/08/2006 23:09

ecb, don't feel like a cow, if you don't like it don't do it - plenty of other ways to make your man happy. I think it's overrated anyway!

merlotmama · 30/08/2006 00:20

When Jerry Hall was married to Mick Jagger she said she obliged him every morning. Supposed to keep him from straying....shame about that, then.

lou33 · 30/08/2006 00:47

i cant believe i am saying this on here, but the trick is to make sure it goes straight to the back of your throat , then you have no probs swallowing

MissPollyHadaDolly · 30/08/2006 00:53

lou, i have tried that, but just can't do it.

perhaps i should practice eating oysters first.

honestly though, would love to be able to this for my dh!

lou33 · 30/08/2006 01:17

ewww i hate oysters

is it because you know it is about to happen and you get tense and stressed?

have you tried having a few drinks beforehand?

MissPollyHadaDolly · 30/08/2006 01:26

I have always had a few drinks beforehand!

perhaps I need tic tacs instead [grin}

lou33 · 30/08/2006 01:33

yiu need to get him busy on you at the same time, maybe then you wouldnt feel so stressed!

MissPollyHadaDolly · 30/08/2006 01:41

do you mean the good old 69 position?

tried it a few times, but find it hard to concentrate!

absolutely cannot believe I am having this conversation!

only on mumsnet

Lou, you sound very experienced, I am in awe

lou33 · 30/08/2006 01:45

oh man, i am hesitant to go further and ask questions, but i almost cant help myself

it depends how you are positioned wrt your last post, that might be part of the problem if you are doing it that way

omg omg omg

MissPollyHadaDolly · 30/08/2006 01:49

well we are the only ones still up Lou (couldn't even keep them awake in the mens room with talk of my front fasening bra) [whispers] - perhaps its a gay mens room.

anyway, dh underneath, me on top, both 'at it'

this is a rare occasson mind - but anyway find itdistracting (perhaps beacuse i want to laugh) always think my DH is getting the worst view iyswim

perhaps we should leave it there!!!

lou33 · 30/08/2006 01:52

try doing it on your sides

anyway, moving swiftly along.......

MissPollyHadaDolly · 30/08/2006 01:54

that is a good point! thankyou (wil try that next time)

don't you just love the way that dmo started this thread and then slunk off - cow

I am off to bed now

thanks for your 'tips'

will catch up tommorow

night night lou

lou33 · 30/08/2006 01:58

goodnight!

Original poster
dmo · 30/08/2006 09:24

hey miss polly i was fast a kip by then cant keep my eyes open pass 11pm
seems to be lots of experance women on mumsnet i'm impressed
i will try some of your tips (maybe) just cant swallow it comes out to fast

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trinityrhino · 30/08/2006 09:30

the trouble is I REALLY like doing it and I want to be able to do it for long enough to make him ahen=m finish but i have these HUGE nasty people inmy head( I call them pink people, cause there is nothing nice about them so i may aswell give them a nice colour) that tell me I'm shit and he can;t be enjoying it and it makes me panic and stop....but I like doing it grrrr hate pink people

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 09:56

apparently, trinity, there is no such thing as a crap blowjob

hoolagirl · 30/08/2006 09:58

Ohhh just do it, you'll soon be able to tell if he doesn't like it IYSWIM ..... and you'll soon tell how much he does like it

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 10:10

Stop lurking and post Panman.......

I think men should give some suggestions here...dont you guys?

shazronnie · 30/08/2006 10:17

Stinkypete - i laughed at your joke!

purplemonkeydishwasher · 30/08/2006 10:20

lol
the count is at 69 messages!!
(or wsa until i posted this!)

anyway, i'm not a big bj fan (although i do like to receive) but i do give a magnificent hand job.

Holidaymum · 30/08/2006 10:20

According to mine there is nailpolish! Thankfully I pass with flying colours he he I enjoy both giving and receiving, always have.

redbull · 30/08/2006 10:28

i hate giving bjs, dp works out on the roads and is allways sweaty and then its the when you are doing it and you either poke the bach of your throat or you get a pubic hair in your mouth you just know you are going to gag and i refuse to swallow i usually finish it off with a hand job (im off to throw up!!)

fattiemumma · 30/08/2006 10:35

so long s your teeth are carefully ou the way simple having your gums round his plums will give him a smile that lasts a while.

my personal trick is to save your mouth aching alternate what your doing. instead of just bobbing your head up and down every now and then stop completly and use your hand for a few seconds, or use your tongue alone along the shaft and tip.

If you dont like the fact that it....err....happens so fast, slip your hand to his balls (he will love this i promise) and gently stroke them, that way you will know when he i about to pop. you will feel the testicles rise you can actually prolong his err....popping...by putting your fingers at the top of his balls and preventing the testcils rising enough to err...pop.
it gives him the feeling of a prolonged orgasm.

just don't hold on too long or he may explode lol.

HHmmm....is that a spotty 14 year old i see over there

Tortington · 30/08/2006 10:52

i'd rather eat mi own arse.

DelGirl · 30/08/2006 11:10

pmsl