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blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 13:32

as a persuader or mouth freshener?

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 14:00

spagblog have you tried the caramel treat
NICE

noddyholder · 30/08/2006 14:01

I am going to ask for this thread to be deleted

Iklboo · 30/08/2006 14:02

Why's that noddy?

Flumpybumpy · 30/08/2006 14:03

Friend of mine put me off swallowing after her DH was so far back in her mouth when he came it shot out of her nose!!!!!! Gross!

So def don't swallow and only save them for b'days etc....

FoghornLeghorn · 30/08/2006 14:05

Can defo vouch for the appreciation factor of being woken up in the night. I got a sudden onset of being wide awake last night so thought I would treat DH, he is definitely my friend today

FoghornLeghorn · 30/08/2006 14:05

Eww FlumpyBumpy that's gross

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:17

oh, HD, hadnt thought of that......................................er, cheers

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 14:18

Noddy what on earth is there to delete about this thread?? Are you serious?

trinityrhino · 30/08/2006 14:19

surely you are joking noddy

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:25

My pleasure np, LOL

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:26

It's a joke! What's offensive abuot it? FFS! How prudish can you get?

Suck on a few strong mints beforehand.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:38

HD, i have been giving this some thought and it struck me, you er, 'finish' and you DONT lie back and fall asleep, you 'go down' on DW?

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 14:41

Yes hats off HD - are you not a bit too wobbly to return the favour so soon???

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:41

I don't like to finish until I've brought DW to a climax, too. Seems a bit selfish otherwise.

Not sure you should be thinking about it, though!

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:43

dont be too hard on yourself there, HD, you can have turn about occasionally

and having a man who is fully under his own control the whole time can be a shame. its nice to know you can make him lose control

what am i saying?????????? at 245 in the afternoon???

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:43

it's not like he's got to stand up on his feet to do that, laundry. note, i wrote 'stand up on his feet' .

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:44

yes but he has to concentrate and have good navigation expat

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:46

it ain't rocket science, np .

and lou, you don't have to use your tongue much. in fact, if you just keep up a bit lifted and rolled and use the tip on a particularly soft part of the underside, that should be enough to rev him up.

fattiemumma · 30/08/2006 14:46

Noddy? why would you want it deleted?

is this not a MUMS website? surely to be a mum you must first have the odd shag?

dont be ridiculous...maybe you need a good seeing to and you wont be so uptight.

Spagblog · 30/08/2006 14:46

caramel treat eh?

I am hoping for a mint choc treat - DH would be a very very lucky man!

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:46

PMSL, fattie!

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:46

I certainly lose control, alright, DW is too bloody good for me not to. I just need to keep my head straight and I'm good to go.

Hehe, I sound like a bit of a loverman but i'm not.

fattiemumma · 30/08/2006 14:48

OOh Happydaddy....you sound like a roght Romeo!

im sure you make DW a VERYhappymummy

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:48

expat, its not rocket science, but if its not done in precisely the right spot, then youre wasting your time (with me, anyway )

or thereabouts