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blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:49

if they lose control, you're doing it right.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:51

Doesn't have to be too precise but as long as his willy doesnt get dry, there shouldnt be too many problems.

DW says she's a very happymummy, yes LOL

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 14:51

Expat - I meant wobbly in a general way but maybe DP have a new position for cunnilingus eh? One that involves him standing up?? Hmmmm am I swinging from the chandelier?
LOL at Fattie but let's not get personal or it will be deleted!

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:52

that's how i was taught, HD. see, i've NEVER failed when it comes to education .

but, alas, i also had some very good teachers .

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:52

god ive written so many posts for this thread and deleted every one of them

these days im a bit worried you all think im a tart

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:53

NP, I do usually kneel down so don't have to worry about balance too much.

Expat, DW reckons I taught her everything she knows, I'm not so sure...

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 14:53

This thread is stopping me getting my work done - am even finding the name Noddy Holder quite rude now!!

noddyholder · 30/08/2006 14:56

it doesn't take much to get you lot going!

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 14:56

I am laughing at the thought of deletion
I might write something very vulgar now as it will be wiped away forever

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:57

'these days im a bit worried you all think im a tart '

well, i know i am .

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 14:58

You lot do make me laugh.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:58

can i ask a question please

noddyholder · 30/08/2006 14:58

Although FM if I had been of the prissy persuasion I wouldn't have taken kindly to being called uptight and in need of a good shag by a complete stranger

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 14:58

wish i was boo hoo

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 14:58

il coming over to sit beside you then expat, shift over

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 14:59

what was the question?

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 14:59

one of our postgrads is this gorgeous irish chap who is also a motorcycle driving instructor.

we was out talking to some of us, and when he left i remarked to a work colleague, 'i'll bet he really pulls the ladies w/that bike.'

the colleague said, 'oh, aye, he lays around like a rug.'

i said, 'i don't blame him. if i looked like that and i were a single bloke, too, i wouldn't be able to use my right hand for all the slapping i'd be doing.'

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 14:59
fattiemumma · 30/08/2006 14:59

yeap....i have already been judged and sentanced....forever a slapper.

hee hee maybe i should change my name to happySlapper

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:00

LOL

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:00

MrsFio, don't worry, I'll stay over here.

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 15:00
Wink
expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 15:02

go then, fattie. i'll be exslaginscotland.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:02

Shall I be HappyLappy? Sorry.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:02

EXslag??