blow jobs

[dmo]

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

Quite agree Custy. DH takes too long and I get jaw ache. Find it hard to beleive that anyone actually enjoys giving one - what's to enjoy???? However I do feel obliged to do it on occassions - but he has to be steam-cleaned first and if I managed to carry on long enough I'd never swallow. Tasted foul and makes me retch.... He is always very very happy to do the honours for me though...several times usually... He says he gets as big a kick from that as from anything else. So why would I want to deprive him of the pleasure

'DH takes too long and I get jaw ache. Find it hard to beleive that anyone actually enjoys giving one - what's to enjoy???? '

Oh, LOTS! The feeling that you're in the driver's seat, complete control over a MAN!, making him go like a wet noodle. Oh yes! That turns me on! Don't clench your jaw, just let hte saliva come on out, it only enhances the experience - sex is messy, revel and enjoy!

I learned proper technique and etiquette from my first lover, a Frenchman of much experience to whom my other lovers are forever endebted to for properly educating me. .

Oh, yes. I was a pretty lass back in the day, but there was no man I wanted whom I couldn't hook w/those skills. They all came back for me.

Selfish, you lot are. "What do i get out of it?". Tsk tsk. Luckily my dw loves doing it, I love obliging, too.

There most definately IS such a thing as a bad bj.

I get turned on seeing my man all riled up, unable to stop himself.

I love giving them.

DW says exactly the same as you, expat. She also says I taste great and it really turns her on. Like I said, luckily for me.

you need to use your tongue as well a lot

it doesnt taste that great, rather like soluble asprin

but who cares? its worth it for the look on their faces

i agree with expat, just go for it, relax and enjoy being in control

and they love it even more if YOU initiate it

Try waking your DH/DP up with one - they'll be your friend for life!

Yes, np we do.

I know someone who used to keep a tin of Quality Street by the bed to - ahem - take away the taste...

bundle, did her dp sing "Thank you very much", like the advert? LOL

Should I say this??? errrr....

Ok - Sod it!

If you deep throat, it tends to go down without actually hitting your tastebuds too much.

(What WILL you all think of me now!)

hd i think she did it on the sly. not sure if they were the purple or the green ones.

If you don't swallow, what do you do, ahem, afterwards? Rush to the toilet? Have a cup by the bedside ?

Eeeeeewwww - the purple or green Quality Street taste WORSE!!!!

Iklboo, you've gone up in my estimation, girl! PMSL

Anyway, I've tasted mine and it ain't that bad. Don't know what the complaining's about!

you lie hd! you havent tasted your own! i hope

if its the taste you hate you CAT me and i send you some lovely tasting Dick Lick.

(shameless plug i know but i need to earn sme money lol)

fm tried it, but prefer the tast of knob myself

gave you wrong email btw
it is [email protected]
as i want a catty

Best thing to do is buy strawberry Treat - it is the stuff you squeeze over ice cream...
Add liberal amounts to top of knob and smear it about.
Then suck away!
Like sucking a warm penis shaped candy bar!

I was told that if the man eats watermelon and avoids beer and curry it will taste better.

So that's a saturday night bj out of the question then....

I obviously have to take a different look at this whole area..... Must have been missing something all these years......

No ta, fattiemumma.

NP, not intentionally but when i've been down on the good lady i have noticed a new flavour.

chocolate works