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blow jobs

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dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

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QueenEagle · 29/08/2006 21:12

I love BJ's, they're just one of my fave parts of the whole shebang.

dh never used to be too keen on returning the favour, but he has very quickly cottoned on that if he doesn't give (and give it good), he don't get!

Is this a good time to share the other night with you? dh was, ahem , doing the business down there after I had convinced him that I had several days to go yet before my af was due. Within seconds of finishing and me going to the loo, af duly arrived. The look of horror on dh's face was something to behold and he hasn't stopped reminding me yet of how much the whole experience has traumatised him!

trinityrhino · 29/08/2006 21:13

ROFL gueeneagle

MoreTeaAnyone · 29/08/2006 21:13

LOL

trinityrhino · 29/08/2006 21:14

imagine if men had to give birth pft

pointydog · 29/08/2006 21:15

4 times a week, dmo?! bloody hell

chocybickie · 29/08/2006 21:16

bless em. aren't they sensitive souls.
my DP used to be like that till I told him to stop being so pathetic. now he's happy to do it anytime.
well i say happy.. more resigned to it.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 29/08/2006 21:16
fairyfly · 29/08/2006 21:17

4 times a week, no thanks.

Mercy · 29/08/2006 21:25

YUK! no thanks

Was semi forced to swallow once (not dh) and refuse to do it ever again

But if you like it then it's up to you. gag (why can't I find that sideways arrow thing)

Aha just seen it

PeachyClairHasBadHair · 29/08/2006 21:26

Trinity, there's more to sex tahn BJ's- just play up what you are good at / like.

The thing about sex is that pretty much anything goes as longa s yyou're both OK about it (and genuinely- must be a martye free zone). So don't worry, just get on with practising what you do like to eprfection.

Oh, and my DH very keen on giving LOL! One of his hobbies indeed.

nooka · 29/08/2006 21:29

I'm not keen on bjs, because frankly I get bored, and my mouth begins to ache after a while. Luckily it's not dh's favourite thing (he's a nipple man). I'm not that keen on getting them either - a bit too intense for me, so they are a rare thing in my household. However I do quite like to give a short burst to add to my repertoire of moves, just never for very long. Have gone the whole way in the past (when dh came much quicker!) and found the taste foul (can't see any romance in retching!)

pointydog · 29/08/2006 21:31

Advice on having a psychological hang-up about a bj?

Oooh. What a challenge. Pretend it's a big ice lolly. Except it's hot.

CountTo10 · 29/08/2006 21:34

trinityrhino I'm just the same as you. It was always something I was paranoid about - its not like they demonstrated how to do it with the bananas when they were showing you how to put condoms on in sex ed!!!! Besides which I had such an emarrassing incident with a particularly larger than average person once where I was nearly physically sick that it kind of put me off!!!!
Luckily for me my other half is not a massive fan and finds it really difficult to errr finish as it were so I don't have to go there too often. Luckily for me he's not so adverse to returning the favour!!!!

1Baby1Bump · 29/08/2006 21:43

dh does it much more for me than me for him.

cant actually remember the last time i did it. it musthave been about 2 years ago as i only do it when im drunk/tipsy and i've been preg for last 2 years!!

desperateSCOUSEwife · 29/08/2006 21:47

day before payday

only joking

themoon66 · 29/08/2006 21:57

Damn and blast.... why did I just find this thread when Lost is about to start on telly?? I love these kinda threads.

nottellingwhoiam · 29/08/2006 22:06

I usually find giving a blow job is a good way for me to get some extrs money out of dh! - I quite like doing it but won't tell dh as he thinks I'm not keen!
Oh and I usually swallow as it is less mess and if you get it right to the back of the throat you don't taste it!

laundrylover · 29/08/2006 22:13

4 times a week??!! Bet he has a perma smile!!
This thread is making me feel guilty....mind you if he didn't play Age of Civilisation til midnight perhaps he'd be luckier!

StinkyPete · 29/08/2006 22:17

what's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

spit, swallow and gargling

MissPollyHadaDolly · 29/08/2006 22:18

Love blow jobs, but can't swallow. I gag really easily. Would be hopless on 'Im a celebrity...' having to eat all those critters.

not that Im a celebrity mind

DontlookatmeImshy · 29/08/2006 22:21

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

StinkyPete · 29/08/2006 22:23

hey, miss polly, i bet it makes you sick sick sick

am i the only one laughing tonight? it's so sad when a person just sits in a corner laughing to themselves

fattiemumma · 29/08/2006 22:24

I give to receive!

and i never expect him to swollow my fanjo so im not eating his spunk

CountTo10 · 29/08/2006 22:29

Someone (male) once told me it was unlady like to spit......so I told him i'd pop it in a glass and he could swallow it instead. Needless to say he didn't take me up on the offer and it was a long long time again before he got another chance to try!!!

ecb · 29/08/2006 22:57

i have never given by dh a bj, i can't stand things in my mouth, poor, poor him.he never complains and he (and i) loves giving me oral.
i did give an old bf a bj and it wasn't a god experience.
i feel like a cow after reading all the other threads.