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Original poster

blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 18:37

PERVERTS

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 18:38

PRUDE

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 18:41

LOL.....you know what prudes are dont you........?

MoreSpamThanGlam · 30/08/2006 19:01

Can I just say that I dont mind them....quite like them in fact. But well, we just dont do IT very often.

Once I had a raunchy little outfit on when dh came home and tried to look all seductive and my dh just grinned at me and said I looked like I had had a stroke.

That put paid to that then

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/08/2006 19:10

PMSL!

Tawny75 · 30/08/2006 21:42

This thread is wonderful!

I personally loe giving and my OH seems to love it too. I must be doing something right.

crazydazy · 30/08/2006 22:01

This is sooooo funny

DP loves them, I give them when I can be bothered, he just accepts that and makes the most of when I do. NO WAY DO I SWALLOW, would like to for DP but not for myself and my selfishness usually prevails. Once a guy came in my mouth and I promptly spat it back out all over his stomach - he wasn't impressed but neither was I, haven't tried it since, ugggghhh horrible stuff. It should go in the place that nature intended it for.

DP is always nagging to do it to me though but tbh I just cannot be bothered, just takes too long and I get bored very easily.

kama · 31/08/2006 00:04

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MatNanPlus · 01/09/2006 11:53

I get more than i recieve, but usually he has a hand job so we can kiss and cuddle at the same time.

scotchick · 01/09/2006 11:58

Blow job thread 260
Anal thread 224

PinkTulips · 01/09/2006 12:25

lol crazydazy... i thought i was the only one who wasn't pushed about cunnilingus! dp always offers in an attempt to get me to return the favour but i just find it quite tedious and annoying much prefer good old fashioned sex!

Original poster
dmo · 03/09/2006 10:21

bumpmthis thread is intresting

OP posts:
alwaysreadytoplease · 13/09/2006 13:54

now i love sex but blow jobs, yuk. and never ever swallow, it make me gag if yourll pardon hte pun

Holidaymum · 13/09/2006 13:57

alwaysreadytoplease why do you only ever post on sex type threads and not any of the ones to do with parenting? Seems a bit suspect to me?

alwaysreadytoplease · 13/09/2006 13:59

oh sorry, do i have to commnet on every thread then.....will go and look. sorry

DavidSmith · 13/04/2013 13:24

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LadyMountbatten · 13/04/2013 13:26

a thread that is SIX YEARS OLD

take your hand out of your trousers

ForYourEyesYoni · 13/04/2013 13:27

Yup, DavidSmith. the 266 posts from 2006 wasn't enough for you, you need more wank fodder?

DavidSmith · 13/04/2013 13:28

I done search and this is the first one that came up

Thanks

SueFawley · 13/04/2013 13:32

FFS. Why would any teen girl be looking on MN to find out how to do a BJ?
Can we get HQ to lock this thread?

AnyaKnowIt · 13/04/2013 13:36

The clue is in the name, you blow

HTH

MNHQ
YoniMeKateMumsnet · 13/04/2013 14:46

Hi everyone,

We're aware that there may have been some tomfoolery on this thread. Rest assured the necessary steps have been taken.

cronullansw · 13/04/2013 20:51

Listen to these comments about not doing bj's because of the taste!

Does anyone think a vaj tastes of chocolate? Or beer? :) Don't be so prim, get it on......

Groovee · 13/04/2013 20:54

They're part of foreplay if he's lucky enough to get one

Boosterseat · 13/04/2013 23:44

I have given DH a random BJ this evening, just fancied doing it.

DH has been asking to return the favour but I'm on my bloody period.

Envy v.frustrating.

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