The Dating Thread - episode 61

[lurkinglorna]

BOOM!

go forth and date and be happy kitty good luck in the job search!

Yeah well if any one needs a nanny lol

WFF I have a good feeling about cuthbert

wine haha re chipolata

bant I have bought FoF nipple clamps as a surprise .. He likes a bit of biting and pinching .. On top of being lovely and kind and tender there is a bit of kink there too .. Think I may have wished him!!

Flo that sounds good - any of them take your fancy?

Kitty I'm on a tight budget too and always suggest free/cheap dates (if it falls to me to suggest somewhere). I agree that the Daily Mail view of people on benefits is utter wank, and of course you are entitled to enjoy yourself and get out and about :)

I see where you're coming from with Paxman's assertiveness, Grinchie, but I can't see past the nose. Peter Capaldi, on the other hand.... (although he is also well endowed in the nose department)...

Meanwhile, Django is a bit bored this evening and is trying out a new WAG related username... Besides, there are quite a few Djangos on MN.

I don't even like Wagon Wheels, but hey, a play on words is a play on words :)

I suggested some where n he sed he'd pay x

Possibly the most literal loo update ever.

Derby has just cleaned my loo. I feel somewhat uncomfortable with this.

Coffee was good though.

D I'd watch out for your fellow WAGS, I've heard they can be a bit intense, is what I'm talking about....

awesome kitty

and just remember even if he pays, it's a "nice gesture" but you don't need to "owe" him anything in terms of affection, beyond saying thank you at the end of the date (unless you want to, of course!)

WTF Bant? She cleaned your toilet?? Why?

I'm assuming you mean Coffee?

WFF Cuthbert sounds nice and interesting.
Bant I feel horrified on your behalf that Derby cleaned your loo, I used to have a friend that would come round and start cleaning and I hated it!

Someone responded to my haiku and said he liked it! Hooray!

Haha Lorna, I loved that programme!

Bant that's really odd, even if it is an ancient Hungarian courting ritual... Actually it can't be a courting ritual, as she cleaned it after Coffee... Still, you can think about her when you're next sitting on it...

Hungarian Girls
feel the need to clean for men
while we go hunt food

Or recovering
Soon after discovering
English lover-ing

Kitty that's fab, where are you going with him?

MsApp I think I'd like the kind of guy who would like my haiku :)

There's an Asian doctor, we have so much in common but maybe he's a bit too flash for me. He give me his number, maybe he's a bit too pushy. Maybe I'm just making excuses!

Blimey. You'd be lucky if I cleaned my teeth, never mind your loo!

Ironman is on MN so I've changed my username.
Yup, that should put me under the radar, he'll never find me now

Flojo what's too flash?

Bant excellent haiku! That is weird. I would love it if a hot man came round for a night of steamy passion and then did all my cleaning! Actually, I wouldn't. It would be awkward and feel unequal and strange. Is she tackling your wash basin and under-sink cupboard now?

Flo if you have his number then the ball's in your court. No need to carry on if it doesn't feel right.

Excellent stuff Kitty! When are you meeting?

Ooooh oooh I can do this too.

There was a young man from Nantucket.......

I wouldn't be keen on someone doing my cleaning. I would feel dirty. Not in a good way.

Derby has gone home. She asked me if I wanted her to clean my kitchen. She seemed very keen on doing it.

I'm with 48 - this feels odd, I'm not happy with it to be honest. I mean I know we'd just had Coffee, but it was like an invasion of privacy.

Very strange.

Ah well. Any guests in the next few days can be reassured that the place has been cleaned, anyway :)