How long before you feel comfortable talking about 'anal' and such?

[BurntPasta]

Been together about 3 and a half months. Known each other since April.
Started sleeping together two weeks into it. We have grown very close and done loads together other than sex obviously, we go out a lot and spend loads of time together. Especially lately as he's been sleeping at my house half the week.
Anyway - we've not broached the subject of anal but on a number of occasions, especially these past few weeks his hands have wandered around there but he's stopped short, once he was really drunk and went a little further than usual but I stopped him.

We've talked about loads of stuff, real personal stuff but we both seem too shy to actually bring this up!! Is that normal for just 3 months in?

Keema, you are such a considerate lover

Now hutch over on the futon, you are hogging the candlewick bedspread

Wow, aren't you a treat?!

Are Trollnet's servers down?

brr, how do you know you don't socialise with us in RL ?

you could have fucked me with a strap on for all you know

this is an anonymous website ya know

erm, you don't have a candlewick bedspread by any chance, do you ?

Bagsy the melon baller and the mortar and pestle.

because I don't socialise with such narrow minded people! plus you sound FAR too common for me to socialise with

I am seriously thinking of giving myself a DIY mammogram in the panini maker. No pain, no gain, right ?

I have a candlewick bedspread but i don't use it on my bed.

Now i'm off back to granniesnet

ohhhh, Echo, you don't know what you are doing to me ...!

I can lend it to you if you like AF.

brr yes, because having threesomes and discussing it online is SO classy.

I'll swop it for my frilly toilet roll holder

I wouldn't part with my candlewick for any old loo roll holder.

But it is very soft and orange with tassles.

I would repurpose that candlewick into an open crotch Candelwick Basque Echo Then you can be "open minded" and yet comfy.

I like it.

People have been having bum sex for as long as there's been arses. The only difference the internet makes is that now you know about it.

BTP..what can you bring to the partaaay ?

< sidles up >

got any sexy oven gloves, dirrrty girl ?

I've got an apron!

well hung, you say ?

now you're talkin,

I was talking about my curtains, tbh

a lovely dralon, they are, to match my footstool

brrbrrwinteriscoming

because I don't socialise with such narrow minded people! plus you sound FAR too common for me to socialise with

snort If fucking a woman with a strap on, whilst her hubby does her up the shithole, and she sucks your hubby off all at the same time makes you classy then I am very happy to be FAR too common, so I am as far away from you as possible.

Sorry seeker

Can I raise you a rather fetching loo seat cover with matching rug?