His mother should've swallowed

[LouP19]

Is this title too rude?!!!

I appreciate everyone warning caution. Trust me, I'm using this place to rant and rave and swear and all that,... at the moment I haven't done anything. And even if I do manage to locate him (with some first class help!) I might not necessarily do anything with that information just yet. But I would just like to know, that's all, instead of driving round looking for his car all the time,.... Just this knowledge will make me feel a bit more empowered.

All advice on here is very helpful - the calm, the practical, the hysterical, the funny, the 'been there done that', it's all amazing and I value all of it.

bogey

Basically a mustardy version of Branston....I hate the lumpy bits & have recently discivered the joys of SANDWICH Piccalilli which is smoother but just as yummy.

Not that sweet is a texture

Oh and I used to LOVE Picalilly until someone DH turned to me when I was changing our newborn son and said 'ooh, that doesn't half look like Picalilly!'

I've never been able to eat it since, grr.

Wasabi's allowed if horseradish is.

And defo mango chutney. The king of chutneys...

If grape chutney is allowed... pear chutney.

Bossy I cant stand mustard, so that explains why I would never eat it as my mother put mustard on practically everything!

Oh, bogeyface, I love raw cauliflower!

Worse than that, I....

No, I can't say it, it's too shaming.

Bogey "gopping" ? Can I nick that?

Picalilly (sp) looks too much like poo... I've obviously changed too many nappies now

Branston all the way

Is Hops Chutney a step too far?

discivered ooh look I've gorn all Lady Bracknell......

Ivana - coleslaw.

Ah go on,go on,go on - you know you want to!!

Been ages since I had piccalili...

Its yours *Bewitched"! But you have to say "Its gOppin'" (emphasis on the O) :o

Oldlady please do say!!

Chutney chutney?

(Nope, too far. I'm putting myself in the sin bin for five minutes.)

Picking up on Bossy again, I have a sudden urge for Sandwich Spread on warm, buttered toast.

Cranberry sauce...

I'm sure I have fig chutney.... My stepmonster gave it to me... Must check

And I have 2 unknown homemade pickles in the fridge.

Been there since Christmas....

Chutneys even