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His mother should've swallowed

999 replies

LouP19 · 19/08/2012 21:11

Is this title too rude?!!!

I appreciate everyone warning caution. Trust me, I'm using this place to rant and rave and swear and all that,... at the moment I haven't done anything. And even if I do manage to locate him (with some first class help!) I might not necessarily do anything with that information just yet. But I would just like to know, that's all, instead of driving round looking for his car all the time,.... Just this knowledge will make me feel a bit more empowered.

All advice on here is very helpful - the calm, the practical, the hysterical, the funny, the 'been there done that', it's all amazing and I value all of it. Smile

OP posts:
Bobyan · 22/08/2012 00:11

Lemon curd

dublindee · 22/08/2012 00:12

Lou - so sorry that you had to deal with crap on here tonight.
Let's hope that tomorrow brings you a better day where you can decide for yourself the best course of action without being completely derailed by idiots who mouth off without engaging their brains first Portofino

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:12

Mango chutney.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:13

Lime pickle.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:13

C'mon then!

Bobyan · 22/08/2012 00:13

Pickled onions

loveisalaserquest · 22/08/2012 00:14

PICCALILLI!

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:15

Picalilly. My fave, by the way.

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 22/08/2012 00:15

If lemon curd is Ok, I contribute cottage cheese. Just because I can.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:16

love GrinGrinGrin

loveisalaserquest · 22/08/2012 00:16

I quite agree with Peter Kay's views on the matter. Anything that colour just isn't designed to be ingested.

Wowserz129 · 22/08/2012 00:16

Port just leave you are just antagonising people!

Bossybritches22 · 22/08/2012 00:17

Oldlady I know.... poetic licence- d'you know how difficult it is to make the word Chutney scan??!! Grin

Picallili !!!!

tuckingfits · 22/08/2012 00:17

Pickled cucumber (apparently)

gnushoes · 22/08/2012 00:17

Caramelised onions.

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 22/08/2012 00:17

Thinking of you Lou, but also thinking of dill-pickled herring with pickled gherkin and sour cream, on rye bread... Oh come on, preserves are involved!

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 22/08/2012 00:17

Gherkins!

Wowserz129 · 22/08/2012 00:17

Pickled onion Confused

loveisalaserquest · 22/08/2012 00:18

Wow, piccalilli sure is popular all of a sudden.

ladyWordy · 22/08/2012 00:18

Good one Bossy! Love the new thread logo too Wink

skyebluesapphire · 22/08/2012 00:18

I love jam

tuckingfits · 22/08/2012 00:18

Tsukemono (Japanese stuff)

IvanaNap · 22/08/2012 00:19

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tuckingfits · 22/08/2012 00:19

Sauerkraut

Bossybritches22 · 22/08/2012 00:20

Ha x=posted with folks who can spel betterer than me.

Tracklements Red Onion Marmalade ....now THAT is a chutney to die for.