Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

Thanks Malificence!

One very surprised, pleased, satisfied and happy husband!

Tis vile Mal.

I know it's vile! It's not that I like to paint my face with it or anything .

OOOh namechanger - what exactly are you thanking me for?

Mal hahahahahahaaaaaahhhhhhh.

I honesttly dont know if I should report this thread or masturbate to it....

jumper!!!!

Norty or should that be [wank]

I'm desperate to know what our little name changer tried

Had to go yesterday and I've just caught up with all you orgasmic people. I wonder how many really had a go last night.

Going back to the mint (I use XXX mints). If you stick a couple in your mouth when starting to give a BJ then it gives a lovely sensation to the recipient (works both ways too) and if you want to swallow and dont fancy the taste then it will detract from the yuckiness.

HTH [bgrin]

White wine works well too. Especially if you like to wake them up with a BJ in the morning. Start off doing it with a mouthful of wine...

Hey Sarah - BJ in the morning with wine in your mouth ............. good idea .... so long as you dont carry on with the wine. ROFL.

Knew MN could cheer me up... haven't seen a good 'ole BJ thread for ages,

And I snorted Cranberry and Raspberry Yoghurt everywhere at AF pondering what Reptile spunk tastes like

It only takes a mouthful Another, champagne is even better, the bubbles tickle

dee, have to say its not my fav thing but do every now and again (and dh soooooooo appreicates it) but otherwise coming over face/boobs is the next best thing as far as dh is concerned :)

but if you do, then yes attempt the day after sex/wank/ as there is less jizz and does taste more watery

if you leave for 3+ days then dont try

pineapple really does make taste better, so get him to eat chunks or drink juice a few days before to sweeten

*NEVER8 after aspargus 'blondes heaves'

Ooo - Sarah. I could get used to the idea of champagne every time. I'm a sucker for bubbles

If I asked DH if he'd like to finish by coming on my face/boobs, I'd get this look ->

That isn't actual sex in his books (really).

Don't want to kiss 'n' tell and it would be an anti-climax for you now - pun intended - but I leapt on DH, took charge and achieved the thread subject with your advice about going with the pulse...TMI !

Thanks again - he loved it and I loved that he did

Using 'the pulse' is the only way to go to be fair, that way you know what to expect

I can't believe no-one's picked up on my 'sucker for bubbles' comment

and *ALWAYS have a drink beside you to help you swallow

LEROY!!!!! How?

Actually, forget that. I really should step away from this thread now

at Leroy

Almost there earlier. In my eye instead. Getting closer

As an aside, it stings like a fucking bastard when it gets you in the eye, doesn't it???

This is me >>>

Why was he lying with his bum up on a pillow ? (I've heard of a wank sock but never a wank pillow).

This tread is getting better and better.

Well, with the woman, a pillow under the bum is said to aid deeper penetration and angles and all that malarky but at the guy doing it. Maybe he has a long torso?