Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

you mean you head off to work with white crusty splotches all over your face ?

that is serious hardcore shit

I find women aren't usually crusty.

Brown crusty splotches surely if it were shit?

I think you're going off topic.

I'm back and a failure [bgrin]

I am confused now

john, what sex are you ?

and what is the nature of these "emissions" on your face ?

and do you go to work covered in the stuff ?

it's gotta be a bit niffy around your water cooler if that is the case

however, if it is reptilian, please tell us more

aww PL, good try

[bgrin] Ah well, dh seems happy enough, snoring.

Oral cancer risk from same HPV virus that causes cervical:

www.rdoc.org.uk/hpv.html

AF you're yanking my chain

male

female

no. but I don't feel the need to jump out of bed or whatever and rush to clean off the juices.

no water cooler

I don't share your interest in reptiles

my point is that if Vag expects men to be happy with female juices, she can reasonably expect women to be happy with male ones.

I can't imagine myself acting revolted.

Just remember this folks;
A stork will bring a baby,
but a swallow never does.

I don't have too much of a problem with spunk...
Its the pre -come I hate

What you do and what others do is totally different. We all do what suits us

But that is exactly what Mal is saying...that she likes it. She isn't advocating everyone do it!

Ha. They all do that, Mal grin

In fact I've known men to offer their special medicine for all kinds of ailments.

Isn't this known as a deep hormone injection?

john, I have sussed it

you are a reptile

< beams at own cleverness >

Wow, this thread moved on in my abscence..

Well, i gave it a good go last night, but i chickened out at the last minute. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this swallowing malarkey I know i'm overthinkkng it

Blimey, reading some of the negative stuff on here almost makes me feel that getting a blowjob is a Bad Thing. Almost.

On the other hand, cunnilingus and rimming are two of the best reasons for being on this benighted planet in the first place. They're BRILLIANT!

Wanders off humming 'Sit on my faaace and tell me that you looove me'

I used to swallow (do it quickly, don't breathe and chug down some water after) but now I can't...

During my first pregnancy a lovely midwife told me that I would know when my water had broken because amniotic fluid smells like semen... well my water went gradually over three days before baby arrived and let's just say she was right and I will never, ever swallow again.

[bblush]

I hope this doesn't kill the thread...

I find this is something I can really enjoy, but only after I've had an orgasm [bwink]

Yay! Burns emoticons! [bgrin]

Eeew at shagging reptiles.

And FWIW, I much prefer the taste of a woman to a man in the cum department.

Less lumpy too

eww @ lumpy

I've just had my porridge !

AF I knew you'd pick up on that one!!

I may be lowering the tone but there is a worse smell than spunk and that is spunk mixed with menstrual blood, it's vile the next morning, the way it seeps.

Who said they didn't like pre-come? It's got yummy salty goodness and it's my cue to hop onboard (wink).

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