Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Relationships

Mumsnet has not checked the qualifications of anyone posting here. If you need help urgently or expert advice, please see our domestic violence webguide and/or relationships webguide. Many Mumsnetters experiencing domestic abuse have found this thread helpful: Listen up, everybody

Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

OP posts:
rimsky · 24/01/2011 16:48

I think spitting is actually worse than swallowing because then the spunk has too much time to linger on the taste buds, better to swallow it straight back without thinking! Like an oyster!

WimpleOfTheBallet · 24/01/2011 16:49

Malifcence..."intimate" facials don't mean the guy is horrible! It's a bit down and dirty I'll admit...but some women like that.

[backs out whistling]

geordieminx · 24/01/2011 16:51

Good girls spit, bad girls swallow... The best girls gargle Shock Grin

Sorry.... I'll get my coat.....

atswimtwolengths · 24/01/2011 16:52

My advice is to swerve.

Nagoo · 24/01/2011 16:52

I don't think you can learn how to do it, you either can or can't i guess, but if you are having to override your gag reflex, then i would assume that means that you would really rather not, even if you like the idea in principle.

i don't see what the big deal is, it's not disgusting or wrong or anything, but if you don't want it in your mouth, then don't have it in your mouth.

So, it's notreally a question you need to ask is it? You just go down, and stay down, and if he comes in yr mouth you swallow it, or not. What am i missing here?

Nagoo · 24/01/2011 16:53

sorry, baby inhibits typing.

Malificence · 24/01/2011 16:56

Aaah, we're trying to make you run before you can walk - the first thing would be to learn how to treat his penis while he's in your mouth.
I had to re-learn how to do it after many years of being unable to due to a jaw problem ( I could barely fit a toothbrush in my mouth for years), it's just a matter of confidence really, you need to be in full control, that means he keeps his hands off your head, no thrusting into your mouth etc.
Work up to it slowly, don't try and fit all of him in all at once, lots of saliva, yawning can help you open your mouth enough to get him all the way in and you have to get used to gagging occasionally, once you realise that you won't suffocate it can actually be fun. Use your hands and hold him to stop him going in too far and find a comfortable position for you to do it, him stood up with you sat on the bed is a good one. Wink

ShatnersBassoon · 24/01/2011 16:58

It sounds like you mean 'teach me how to stop finding swallowing spunk repugnant'?

Just don't if you don't want to. You don't need to justify yourself, or prove that you're willing to give it a go.

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 16:58

if you are having to almost force yourself, and looking for "tactics" I would say you don't really want to do it, and shouldn't try to make yourself

if you are both happy with the way things are, just carry on doing whatcha doing

gagging on spunk ain't too sexy, really

if it ain't broke...

deemented · 24/01/2011 17:00

I don't mean that i've never given him a BJ - that i can do, and i'm ok ish with the gag reflex - just that we always move to something else before he comes.

OP posts:
deemented · 24/01/2011 17:01

I suppose you're right. I just feel bad that this is the one thing i can't/don't do for him, and i'm annoyed at myself for it.

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:03

< remembers my school days when I was forced to eat semolina >

< feels vindicated in not swallowing >

Jhas · 24/01/2011 17:03

OK, well I'm with everyone else...if you don't want to then don't do it! But sometimes you want to do something to please him so here's my advice: Apologies if this is gross...if you totally want to do it then here's a few tips: Wash him, and then give him a nice hand massage first with some nice tasting edible lubricant.Try keeping a polo in your cheek while you are doing it so that it doesn't taste as bad, this way your saliva will also help to water the consistency down. Also, try to stop him from eating too much red meat as this makes it really pungent! I have heard that making him eat pineapple juice/chunks will make it taste nicer. Try and get him to go meat free for a few days first...i mean if you are doing something for him, then the least he can do is something for you. Don't think of it as semen. Think of it as a shot of alcohol, or some medicine. Lastly and most importantly, try to get it in your cheek, and not actually on your tongue so that when you finally swallow, you won't have to spend too much time actually tasting it. I hope that helps. Sorry everyone else...she did ask! Wink

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:04

dee, give yourself a break, honestly

sex isn't meant to be nasty

if you find it nasty, don't do it

I bet you have other kinks he rather likes about you Wink

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:06

nah, too much effort

if you have to disguise the taste/feel/thought of something to that extent, you are doing something that doesn't come < ahem > naturally to you

and no (decent) bloke would want that

noddyholder · 24/01/2011 17:07

I am literally pmsl @ hold your nose Grin

Butterbur · 24/01/2011 17:07

< remembers my school days when I was forced to eat semolina >

I've always liked semolina.......

Malificence · 24/01/2011 17:14

Oh god, flavoured lube Sad , reminds me of the time I nearly threw up after slathering DH with pina colada flavour on holiday one year, I much prefer the taste of au naturel cock.
Don't be annoyed at yourself Dee, it's pointless and self defeating - My DH loves oral but he can rarely orgasm from it, I don't see that as my failure, neither does he see it as his failure, in fact it's a compliment to me that he is so conditioned to my body that he can only get there inside me.

If it happens, great, if not, no biggie.

Nagoo · 24/01/2011 17:14

boke at school semolina.

but I quite like the ambrosia stuff... so maybe it'll be different now..... Grin

Adversecamber · 24/01/2011 17:17

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:20

a woman said that ?

stupid mare...

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 24/01/2011 17:23

You don't want it in your mouth for any more than a split second - as soon as he comes, swallow hard.

A bit like oysters really, only you should give oysters a little bite before you swallow. Grin

ethelina · 24/01/2011 17:25

I get round it by not finishing the job. Make it a prelude to the main action.

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:31

it proves you really love him...

sounds like something a 15 yo boy would say, not a grown woman

Malificence · 24/01/2011 17:33

No, it's one loving and intimate act amongst many.

Swipe left for the next trending thread