Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

from what i remember batman is a troll??

MMM, what do you think ?

Vivian
you could open a 3d teach me how to enjoy oral sex
sure thing you will get great advice

stubbornhubby. This thread is hilarious.

LadyFannyofBumStreet that is interesting! Since diet has an affect on the flavour of amniotic fluid and semen, I wonder if the same applies to cerebral fluid... this is (hopefully) the weirdest post I will ever make on MN.

I see that other thread has gone puff AF?

Damn it, was on my watch list

mousey...you mean the tittie one ?

that was hysterical

the tittie one is still there...which other thread do you mean ?

Erm, I said you were on form in it? Erm..... It was sexual..... 'Mamoo'? was on it I think too....

Erm.........

Now I've got to rack my brains. Was Mal on it?

If was def sexual AF, that's what attracted me

Infact, I'm sure Mal was on it, she made a comment about PPO/PPM? arriving?

yep, memoo was on it too

it was the one about the huge dildoes making the OP feel "wanton"

that one ?

the one that made me feel like I hadn't had Chinese for aaaages ?

do you know what, I hadn't even noticed it had gone

I post on the silly ones, I forget

I really am a goldfish

It was PPC (pay per click) , yes the strap on thread.
Wonder why it was pulled?

Who said that? AF who?

Yes! That was it.... stuck it on my watch list and then came back to it and puff!

Thanks Mal re the PPC. I did wonder. Good job you're here

Ok, can't resist any longer, esp. as this thread is directly responsible for H getting a BJ tonight ("that was amazing!" thank you ladies ). Have been lurking for ages, am v suggestible

OP, H seems to like it v wet, lots of saliva, is bit messy and icky really. But by the end it's so sloppy anyway I don't notice his emissions too much. Then towel and a swig of water and it's fine. If you've had sex recently there won't be as much, but then it might take a bit longer.

Am noting the XXX mint suggestion...

I swallow. Quickly. With ex it wasn't that bad as he had kind of weak tasting spunk.

However when we split I stayed single for a long time until I met someone, First time I have him head was good, until he came, He had the funkiest tasting spunk. I stayed under that duvet for what felt like ages trying to get that load down.

You could always just try downing it? don't savour it. Makes it harder to swallow.

Have been reading with mild amusement, but can I just advise some caution with the mint advice. Anything with too much menthol (or whatever it is that makes mints minty... mint?) should be out of bounds. There is a fine line between a pleasant tingling and passion-ending agony. Was indulging wife on one occasion when she just started shouting at me to stop. Never had that response before. We ended up attributing it to a particularly hot chilli and lemongrass broth I'd made earlier. She couldn't get to sleep for hours. I laughed. Shame in many respects, as I reckon chillies are the ultimate food for making you horny.

yes deepheat, menthol makes mints minty.

DH and I have had the same issues with XXX mints in the past. Especially if we have been having a fair bit of sex, he seems to be more sensitive the more we have.

So the XXX mints can be a bit, ahem, strong!

Maybe those who are considering the minty fresh BJ should try a polo first? You know, something a little milder?

Vivian - can you imagine what your DP/DH would think though?

And if it was the other way round, you'd be mortified!

so i guess extra spicey pepperami is a no no to be used as a sex toy!!!!!!!

batman

Although I guess as long as you don't plan to slice it and stick it on your pizza after.............

and how did his pizza taste?????

Vivian
I couldn't do that , I'd either knock myself out on the cupboards or kick DH in the head!