Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

Having tasted my own, er, product via snoggage straight after a bj, I can attest it was OK, but women taste nicer.

I cannot believe my repeated complaints to MNHQ have not resulted in the deletion of this thread

mym...that "taste" you speak of will not have really given you the full extent of the texture

frogspawn at body temperature

< composes another complaint >

OFFENSIVE POST WARNING!

I'm only at the end of page 2, but here's my two penneth speaking as a man;

I love receiving oral sex, but that normally follows onto sex and a natural conclusion, however it can equally end up back in that region if the spirits are high and we're both feeling dirty. I have no specific desire as a man to come in my DW's mouth, but often in the heat of the moment I do and it's gulped down without a problem (she didn't used to like it but doesn't seem to bother her anymore (without any requests on my part). If the sex has been really hot, it can end up last minute all over the face/mouth... causing an immense turn on for us both.

I have to admit, when that happens, it turns me on immensely, but it's never something I 'request'. My wife knows I love it though, which is why it probably turns her on too at that moment. Dirty sex can be fun, as long as both partners are enjoying themselves. I don't think porn is necessarily to blame here. It's just consenting adults having fun (although I'm sure it has an influence).

It's probably not relevant, but DW and I have been together for 18 years since we were 16 and never had any other sexual partners.

i'm sorry,but it usually ends up spat on the shag pile,next day you have to clean it up or else you end up with a crusty patch,but it works for me,and its better than being sick!.

At the beginning of my relationship with, now, DH I said to him if he swallowed his stuff just once, I would do it for life. 10 years on he still hasn't taken me up on that offer. Nuff said.

Odd. I've happily drunk my own come on occasion; it tasted ok to me.

I don't know what the fuss is about.

Drunk your come?

Surely you mean you've tasted your own come?

@ Drunk your come? . Surely you mean you've tasted your own come?

Let's hope that is what he meant.

Ps - 2010Dad. It is spelt 'cum' not 'come'

This thread is hilarious. Re; Amniotic fluid smelling like semen, interestingly, cerebral fluid and semen have the same chemical composition (scientists disagree however) and it's been theorised that this is the reason women are more emotionally attached to their men. Most will disagree but * shrugs *

Well. Everyday's a schoolday.

It's called The University of Life

or summat

FWIW, this thread popped into my head last night while performing the act, and I thought to myself "I must concentrate on how it feels/tastes, so that I can give some decent advice".

Then I forgot...

2010Dad so can you get yours in your mouth then? [impressed smiley]

gosh you must enjoy waste a lot of time doing that..

2010Dad so can you get yours in your mouth then? [impressed smiley]

apparently they need to remove 2 ribs to to that
so i was told

The word cum is ridiculous and should be banned , it's not even a real word so how can it be spelt incorrectly?

The term is semen, seminal fluid or ejaculatory particulates ( ok so I made that last one up).

Or man juice, man juice is acceptable.

2010 dad, I'm curious as to why it's such a turn on to see your wife's face coated in semen I must admit to enjoying licking my husband clean after sex and he has no issues with kissing me afterwards but he's not massively turned on by seeing me with spunky lips as such (at either end ) but he does enjoy snogging me when his face is covered in my juices.

Imagine if men were able to do that

No work would ever get done...

DH always says he can't understand why the hell I don't play with my boobs all day long..

I once knew a bloke who could suck his own cock. And did, often.

He used to almost do a headstand on the bed against the wall, then allow his legs to fall forwards so his cock was basicly in his face, and off he'd go.

'Twas not a prety sight.

who says you have to swallow?
he should drink lots of water and ask him not to eat asparagus for a coupel of days :)

oooh I am allright than.... dont know anybody who eats asparagus on regular basis

deemented if i could do that (and I bet every man has attmepted that least once) I would reserve it for times when i was competely alone.

did HE swallow?

and did you ever sneak a picture?
[deemented has tagged you in a photo]

I love my dh going down on me...but i have to say im not keen on being snogged after.

Shame as i love it and dh is good at it but results in not much kissing after.

As far as swallowing goes...im not sure i could worried it would shoot at a i would cough and splutter at the surprise...luckily dh was only on about it the other night and said he cant think of anything worse for a women to do

'shoot out and'

MMD just let the passion take over, then you will be oblivious to your own flavours on his lips !!!!!!!