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Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

OP posts:
Malificence · 25/01/2011 15:32

Or tiny little arms, like a T-rex? Grin

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 25/01/2011 15:37

Well, I thought that Mal, but wasn't brave enough to post it but yes, that was the slightly warped image in my head!

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 25/01/2011 15:38

Now I have an image of a wanking T Rex in my head Grin

Mouseface · 25/01/2011 15:40

at tiny armed wanking T-Rex Grin

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 25/01/2011 15:55
Smile
Mouseface · 25/01/2011 15:57
LeroyJethroGibbs · 25/01/2011 15:59

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny · 25/01/2011 16:09

Tooooooo long Mouse xxx Smile

Grin at Leroy

Mouseface · 25/01/2011 16:19

Na, I'm keeping the image of a wanking T-Rex thank you very much Leroy Grin

PuraVida · 25/01/2011 16:25

You'llknow when he's about to come, at that point have the end of his penis right at the back of your throat, you can stop moving up and down and as it 'pulses' swallow with each one. You won't taste it and from what I understand the swallowing sensation feels very nice for him. Bonne chance!

PuraVida · 25/01/2011 16:25

Ha t-Rex. That image is going to stay with me

SaggyHairyArse · 25/01/2011 16:36

PMP at waking T-Rex imagery :o

I think I need to pay more attention, I never know when he is going to come and have not noticed pulses Confused

SarahStrattonHasNiceBears · 25/01/2011 16:54

Yeah they sort of twitch Grin

KikiJane · 25/01/2011 16:59

Or you could just get him to tell you...

My boyfriend tells me every time when he's about to come, although I have no idea why!

Mouseface · 25/01/2011 17:02

Kiki - yep, so does DH but I kinda like it.

Pan · 25/01/2011 17:04

What's the differnce between sex, love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

KikiJane · 25/01/2011 17:08

Oh, don't get me wrong...I love it too Grin

AnyFucker · 25/01/2011 17:26

there are some really sick perverts on his thread

I think it should be deleted and I am going to start another thread saying just that

what with all the swearing on here and elsewhere, it's just got too much now

deemented · 25/01/2011 17:39

Not like you to have your sensibilities offended, AnyFucker - has someone hacked you MN account?

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MigratingCoconuts · 25/01/2011 17:50

[bgrin] at pan!

AnyFucker · 25/01/2011 17:52

[bwink]

MigratingCoconuts · 25/01/2011 18:20

You are right AF, There are some really sick perverts on here [bwink]

Aren't we all so naughty!!!

AF, if you start the thread can I post straight away insulting you, your dress sense, your life style and just about anything else I can get in to it with deep outrageuos indignation that you could dare take away my right to swear like a trooper? Pleeeaaassee!

Mouseface · 25/01/2011 18:27

Shock AF! OMG. Have you banged your head? Are you okay?

[worried emoticon] Grin

Blondeshavemorefun · 25/01/2011 18:33

pmsl @ leroy

he wasnt impressed then [bgrin]

maltesers · 25/01/2011 22:53

Dont. . . .its disgusting !!