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Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

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batman47555 · 27/01/2011 14:08

perhaps put a stew in the slow cooker next time!

carmenelectra · 27/01/2011 14:18

Have commented on another thread about this sort of thing!

I always swallow. Don't think it is a big deal at all. It is not something that i really give much thought to. Would think it was abit off-putting or insulting to spit it somewhere. I just gulp it down as it's coming out if you see what I meanGrin.

On occasion though we sometimes do a bit of 'snowballing'Blush

deemented · 12/02/2011 16:05

Just a quick update.

I swallowed Grin

Managed not to puke anywhere, but god, i've had an icky salty taste in my mouth all day, so won't be doing that one again!

Thanks for all the advice though.

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threecurrantbuns · 12/02/2011 20:17

Grin this thread is so funny!

FWIW Dont know if it would make swallowing any easier (as i dont swallow) But instead of xxx mints ive found an ice cube or some toothpaste are a winner with dh Smile

threecurrantbuns · 12/02/2011 20:18

Ps deemented...well done for gaining the courage...and thank you for reassuring me that i do not want to try it!

ilythia · 12/02/2011 20:42

Oh dude, I missed this the irst time round and so wish I hadn't seen it now with an update.

There is TMI when you know womeone in RLGrin

Although...I have always swallowed, and never find it a problem, but I don't get a lingering taste, it just goes straight down.

I have bene known to burp after thoughGrin that's nasty!

deemented · 12/02/2011 21:48

Sorry Grin

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ilythia · 12/02/2011 21:55

That's fine. I just won't be speaking to you now for several months....

deemented · 12/02/2011 21:55
Grin
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sayithowitis · 12/02/2011 22:42

I love giving DH a blow job, but absolutely cannot swallow, or indeed, spit! It isn't the taste particularly, it is the consistency - it feels like a mouth full of snot! I have tried several times to 'get over' it, but the last two times I was physically sick afterwards - not good for DH's esteem! So, I just 'withdraw' at the crucial moment. He is ok with it, I guess the alternative would be no BJs for DH!

Morloth · 13/02/2011 01:31

This three is very funny.

Good Head gel, I like the spicy cinnamon one.

I tend to swallow through laziness.

Also enjoy a bit of hair pulling TBH.

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