Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

Ewwww!!!

Hairy balls on me tounge!

tongue up the back door anyone ?

< runs >

Just had to hide this thread from dh looking over my shoulder when I spat out wine at blinks' 'fountain'

I would hate for him to get any ideas

"To me some one forcing his hand on top of a females head is most definitely rape"

If it's unwanted and the woman in question doesn't like it then absolutely, it's unacceptable.

Yours seemed like a blanket statement that it's never acceptable though, even when consent is freely and enthusiastically given.

Nowt wrong with a little anal play. For either participant...

Just lots of lube....

Surely only for Birthdays and Christmas AF

Very much enjoying eating my tea and reading this thread.........

I'm partial to a bit of that AF , DH would defintely run though if I tried it on him.

(Moderately) Hairy balls don't bother me, I like to twirl the hair like a fine, waxed moustache.

Tongue work is very important in a good BJ imho.

AnotherMum I read that as 'cockery'

< rubberneck emoticon >

Mal read my post again. I didnt say in all cases that it was unacceptable. To me it is as I see it as enforcement and not enjoyable but that is where we differ .... again.

TQ, just read the article, very enlightening! I never got to the bottom of what to do about sucking the hairy balls though, LOL!

Oh I think I prefer cockery to cookery

Tee hee, love this thread!

I for one, was always taught it was bad manners to spit I genuinely enjoy doing it for my DP, it's a very intimate thing to do and gives me a pretty enormous feeling of power!

Recommendations

1. Do NOT do this after he has eaten spicy food or had a lot to drink, it will taste vile.

1. Do NOT hold it in your mouth as you will taste it and it ain't always pleasant.

1. Pineapple works :o

1. Have a drink handy just in case.

1. Shave his balls? :)

Don't put too much pressure on yourself though, I do agree with others that it should be fun and not a chore. To those who are getting all uppity and worried about it being disrespectful...

Thanks for the deep throat tip - someone in our house is in for a treat tonight!

Thanks for the dangling head tip Dee

BF sent me a link about apps for my phone so I replied saying "this was far more interesting reading" with the link TQ posted and "Any requests?" (He is probably in the pub and spat his pint across the bar, bwahahahahaha!)

Cockery is definitely more interesting than cookery. Come to think about it ..... anything is better than cookery !!

Do you think the deep throat thing would work if he had a little winkle? [bgrin]

Nah, it doesn't Another

I agree with the head dangling thing too.

Especially is he's playing with you at the same time.

Pineapple definatly works as does most fruit.

I love oral sex, the teasing and power I have over him is brilliant, which makes me enjoy it more. A little scratch of his balls, and running fingers with a little pressure around the base and surrounding area, moving your tounge around as you move down and sucking as you move up.

bloody hell, I'll bet there are a few hand-shandies going on around the t'interweb at the moment...

MY!! You lot have been busy whilst I've been off in RL!!!

Logged onto MN to find allsorts going on [bsmile]

I'm with the poster near the start who says give back to him in a kiss [bwink]. YUCK!

...some of the other stuff on here sounds good though

My dh has a less than subtle way of indicating that a bj might be nice. He buys three for £4 pineapple juice in Asda (Asda! Not even luxury M&S stuff ) and winks at me everytime he goes to the fridge...

I bloody hate pineapple juice but I must say it does have an effect on the taste so worth a try.

Fucking vile isn't it, spunk. But I still swallow... I'm still on the impress, you see

DH offers his services whenever I complain of a sore throat.
He calls it the doctor's special soothing balm.

Ha. They all do that, Mal

In fact I've known men to offer their special medicine for all kinds of ailments.