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Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

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noddyholder · 24/01/2011 18:33

Me too!How organised would you have to be!

nikki1978 · 24/01/2011 18:34

I can't drink any liquid at room/body temperature personally. If spunk was really cold I could swallow no probs.

If you don't like it don't do it. It would be worse if you tried and ended up retching all over him than if you didn't bother Grin

I give seriously awesome blow jobs (even if I do say so myself Wink) but I don't swallow. I usually do them at the end of foreplay then jump on top of him after about 5 mins.

Maybe try new bj techniques instead - more fun imo :)

Malificence · 24/01/2011 18:40

Spunk is perfumed Hecate . Grin

I always dab it behind my ears of an evening.

Hair grabbing must be a marmite thing judging by a couple of responses, nothing,
except a spanking , is guaranteed to get me going faster.

Not sure I like the idea of a spunk fountain, I prefer chocolate myself Smile .

TorcherQueenie · 24/01/2011 18:40

Coke - Fullfat coke glass of it next to wherever you are aim his cum straight down the back of your throat. Swallow smile and down full glass of coke Grin but seriously if you don't like it don't do it. Lots of lube and your breasts should be a nice treat instead Smile

blinks · 24/01/2011 18:41

chocolate fountains are soooo 2005

Malificence · 24/01/2011 18:43

Some of us haven't got the tits for that. Sad

Buttocks are an adequate substitute tho.

AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 18:57

I find it hard to believe that some people find the act of hair pulling and head pushing acceptable. To me it is a control thing and very non acceptable.

To me this, like the OP states, is not a nice situ to be in and defo not 'a loving act between two people'.

Oral sex however can be enjoyable but enforced oral sex is another thing.

Hope things work out for you OP, but if you decide at any time that you dont want to, never feel its too late to say 'NO'.

deemented · 24/01/2011 18:57

Right.. i have a question.

Would the taste of it differ with how often he comes?

For example, if he came this morning, and again this evening and i swallowed, and then didn't come for a couple of days and i swallowed then, would the taste be.. i dunno... more intense? Or if he comes often is it likely to taste more dilute??

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deemented · 24/01/2011 18:58

Absolutely, Anothermum, absolutely - and i know he'd be fine with that Smile

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Malificence · 24/01/2011 19:05

The volume will be affected Dee, which may affect the taste - dunno really I haven't done that experiment Wink , it depends on how hydrated he is too, if we have sex more than once in a day, the 2nd time DH's jus is more thick and clumpy but that may be because he has had a drink and is less well hydrated?

Another, so prostition is acceptable but a bit of rough (and mutually consensual) sex is not? Confused

For me and my DH, it's a very loving act to be controlled in that way during sex I can assure you.

AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 19:06

Dee the taste of his spunk depends on what he has been eating/swallowing that day. It doesnt matter if he has cum once, twice or ten times (if he can manage that!

The art of 'mouth to mouth spunk' is known as snowballing ............. just thought i'd enlighten them that didnt know

TorcherQueenie · 24/01/2011 19:07

I can't belive I googled this for you Hmm How to alter the taste of semen link 1 seems he needs to eat more fruit.
Foods That Can Make Your Semen Taste Better

Apparently you can also change its colour

SaggyHairyArse · 24/01/2011 19:08

nikki1978, can you share some BJ techniques? I had a bit of a drought during my marriage on the sex front but have a new boyfriend and would like to keep it fresh Wink

TorcherQueenie · 24/01/2011 19:08

Malificence - According to one link they should drink pleanty of water to stop it being overly salty. Also apparently veggies cum tastes best.

onehotmomma · 24/01/2011 19:09

I feel sick lol Grin

I don't like swallowing either, just because it tastes gross and it feels like I'm swallowing a lump of phelgm Blush

deemented · 24/01/2011 19:10

Thank you - MNers are fab!!!

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TorcherQueenie · 24/01/2011 19:10

Saggy - Sorry to butt in and make myself appear even more loose Grin but this article has tips by men for the best blow job.

AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 19:10

Mal no its not acceptable if a guy is forcing his hand on the top of a girls head in order to stop her taking herself from the position.

This is what the OP said happened to her many years ago. It is defo not acceptable.

What you do and what others do is totally different. We all do what suits us !

And yes, prostitution is acceptable, tho why you would want to bring it up on this thread is beyond me.

Malificence · 24/01/2011 19:11

Some men take spunk enhancing tablets !

Poor lambs, they don't realise that for women, its generally the less the better Smile (for swallowing or mopping up afterwards).

deemented · 24/01/2011 19:13

Saggy - IMO the best position for a BJ is when you lie on the bed and dangle your head over the side and he sort of straddles... very deep throat Wink

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AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 19:14

To me some one forcing his hand on top of a females head is most definitely rape ... though not of the vaginal kind but there is more than one type of rape ... so we shall have to agree to differ ....... again but there is nothing wrong with that. Would be a sad and boring world if we all agreed.

merrywidow · 24/01/2011 19:16

Fucking Hell, this thread is truly awful

snowpoint · 24/01/2011 19:17

Spunk enhancing tablets?? Nooooooo. The less the better, as far as I'm concerned.

Tip for you, saggy. Try licking his balls. That drives DP wild, apparently it feels like a filthy thing to do. Not to be recommended if they're sweaty though. Induces serious parched tongue syndrome. Grin

AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 19:17

Hey Merry it beats a cookery lesson !!

AnotherMumOnHere · 24/01/2011 19:19

What you have to remember snowpoint is that some guys have 'bald' balls and some have 'hairy' ....... there is nothing more revolting than licking a pair of hairy balls. Now the sight of a hairy chested/legged man mmmmmmmmmmm very very nice.