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Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

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ChippingInSmellyCheeseFreak · 24/01/2011 17:33

Dee - I totally get where you are with this - you don't have to do it, he doesn't expect you to do & certainly isn't pressuring you - but you'd just like to be able to do it. I don't see why you're getting the grief tbh.

Do you like Baileys? I find that a good drizzle of Baileys that requires a lot of licking first is a good thing - it also coats your mouth in quite a strong flavour and when he comes it's quite Baileys flavoured - win/win Grin

If I can't be bothered with the mess, like you, we stop before it gets that far.

I cannot think about swallowing it when I am not completely turned on (feel quite 'gaggy' just reading this thread!!), so IME giving this too much thought when you aren't 'in the moment' isn't a good idea!

AnyFucker · 24/01/2011 17:35

dee isn't getting any grief Confused

Nagoo · 24/01/2011 17:46

who's giving grief? Not me? Confused

Just think that you can overthink the issue?

And I certainly don't think that any of the grown-ups are considering that this is 'proof you love him'... ick ick ick.

dee, why was it grim? There was no head grabbing was there? If anyone tried that i'd bite my way out. Or it is a taste thing? I suppose people spnd time trying to acquire tastes for oysters and caviar, don;t they? Grin

Malificence · 24/01/2011 17:51

Head/hair grabbing can be a huuuuge turn on. Wink

deemented · 24/01/2011 17:51

No, i'm not getting grief Smile

Nagoo - I was with someone once and he held my head there and i couldn't breathe and he came and i gagged and well.. it wasn't plesant. I was too busy fighting to get away to think of biting Blush

Chipping - no, i don't like baileys at all, i think it's the creamyness that make s it grim, and tbh, i don't drink much either.

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OpenAmyrillis · 24/01/2011 17:52

Just make sure 'it' is as close to the back of your throat for the big finale...sometimes swallowing isn't even needed

must add have only ever been with OH, so maybe some men have really horrific .."semolina", sorry butterbur

deemented · 24/01/2011 17:53

Agree with that, Malifance Wink

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ThePosieParker · 24/01/2011 17:54

Just leave your mouth open, hold the bottom of the shaft so he doesn't push into the back of your throat and let it just all dribble out.

hth

TeeBee · 24/01/2011 17:55

And me Malifance - love it.

upahill · 24/01/2011 17:57

Crikey Dee! You should have save this post until Friday night!!!! Grin

deemented · 24/01/2011 17:58

I had hoped to be swallowing then Wink

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upahill · 24/01/2011 18:01

Well there's time then!
Come back then and tell us if you managed and was manshape impressed with you!!!

Mssoul · 24/01/2011 18:01

YUCK! I have swallowed more semen on sleazy one night stands (in my dark past Sad) than I have of my beloved, who would never expect me to, but I have once or twice but only when extremely drunk.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 24/01/2011 18:02

Ewww, Tee and Mal. Really?

HecateQueenOfWitches · 24/01/2011 18:09

yuck. don't do it. it's horrible.

Surely the thing is the blowjob itself, not whether you swallow or spit it into a hanky? Is it really more enjoyable for a man to know you choked down his manmilk?

My view, is if the man wants it swallowed, then transfer it from your mouth to his and he can swallow the foul stuff.

(and I realise in your case that this is not something he is asking you to do - I'm just talking generally Grin)

WimpleOfTheBallet · 24/01/2011 18:10

I don't see why some people are suggesting there's a lack of respect going on if men suggest it or enjoy it.....I really fail to see why people are suggesting it's "not nice"

and Mssoul...it's not a disgusting thing as a rule...only if you don't personally enjoy it.

Malificence · 24/01/2011 18:13

Are you with 80 year olds for it to dribble out Posie? Confused

Spurts is a more appropriate word, surely?

WimpleOfTheBallet · 24/01/2011 18:13

I think Hec...and I'm not a man so who knows...but I THINK it's that some men feel rejected if you spit...some don't care and others feel "special" if you "accept" it.

Grin
HecateQueenOfWitches · 24/01/2011 18:17

Really? I think they should thank their lucky stars they have a woman prepared to put the damn thing in their mouth at all! Wink

If I'm going to accept a special gift from a man, I'd prefer it to be perfume. Grin

sethstarkaddersmackerel · 24/01/2011 18:20

if some men feel rejected if you spit then those men need to grow the fuck up and think about why a woman might not like swallowing it.

nothing wrong with a man enjoying it IF the woman enjoys it.

TeeBee · 24/01/2011 18:28

Jenai - God yeah - the hair grabbing - not the swallowing thing - that's making me gag just thinking about it.

WimpleOfTheBallet · 24/01/2011 18:29

Grin at "special gift"

seth...bugger the ones who might feel rejected...anyway..I'm just guessing!

blinks · 24/01/2011 18:31

why not spit upwards creating a spectacular fountain of spunk...

entertaining AND functional.

JustForThisOne · 24/01/2011 18:33

the polo mint had me in stitches Smile

Plumm · 24/01/2011 18:33

Start of with spitting - if you catch it in your cheek you don't even have to taste it.

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