should i visted a call girl

[dolena]

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

You must be the chosen one

You're just jealous

Shame, I have my girls this weekend, bummer

How come I don't get sexy PMs from the OP :(

Gosh I can't believe I missed this gentleman.

EXCUSE ME

He asked me what a BK is.

Should I tell him its kind of like a BJ but different?

(see further up the thread, it was Burger King btw)

Wmmc - we can send each other messages instead. Am sure they'll be far more erotic - even if just talking about the weekly shop

Bitty, according to urban dictionary a BK is a boner killer!

Fanjolina - you made me spit coffee everywhere.

Fabulous.

I'll tell him to look it up then

Scare the shit out of him

Oops botty not bitty

Damn iPad predictive text. And it now tried to change your name to booty!

ha ha as long as its not booby!!

I like bitty better - you should namechange to bittyburp in dedication to the extended breastfeeders among us.

what about bittyboobyburp?

I wouldn't - you'll excite the OP too much.

AF such a turn on.................NOT

Now ladies.

I fear the OP may be lacking in a certain finesse and style in the bedroom department.

Maybe we should offer to give the poor troll bloke advice on how to improve his foreplay, and this would then obviate the need for a call girl?

Such a pity I now have to go and read Lolita

I'm sure you will take care of him while I'm gone in a way only mners can

OP, duh, just realised - 'baby.... hand full no sleep crying...' You need to train that baby not to cry. Please. Some common courtesy.

This is fab, very entertaining, almost makes up for fb being down . What a wierdo

he isn't weird, booby

he has needs, is all

Aww AF. You're so understanding. Any man would be so lucky to be with you.

Oh sorry. Bless him, what a shame

AF IMHO what he needs is a good swift kick to the nether regions.

That would put an end to his ishoos

No, he needs me - I'd sort him out!

Fanjolina - hands off I'm first in the queue after AF is finished with him

What is BK??

It was Burger King but apparently I made a slip up !!!