should i visted a call girl

[dolena]

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

thanks kiwi

Oh dear, I see 'he's' back.

Now AF - be gentle with him. Don't go breaking him now you!

Hilarious.......thank you for giving a laugh an a boring afternoon !

< comes home from work >

< daren't check in inbox until I have a glass of wine in my hand >

I KNOW I am being wrong on so many levels but I'm sure I'm not the only person on this thread who wants to shout "MORE, MORE, MORE!!"

Haven't snorted so loudly for ages.

Riven I'm going to PM you to explain.

it seems not, riv

the fuckhead has another thread going

"thick as Irish mince" or summat

AF - go sort him out.

Pha.

can't be arsed with him now, mf

you can have him, he is a crap fuck anyway

what is the world coming to.
we are so used to being pampered and having our every whim serviced that a man lacking marital sex is looking to pay for a prostitute.

in the good ol' days he'd have had a wank and be done with it.

tut tut tut

AF - I don't do sloppy seconds thank you very much!!

i diffently dont need that ive a good size weapon and its ready 4 action,fancy minding the baby 4 the w-end lol,need 2 get this heavy sack emptied.............

CA...how sexy is that ?

@ CA's PM

Oh the tears of laughter.

What a cracker you've pulled there AF!

Shame he doesn't write sexy novels for women. His ramblings would perk me up no end

im sorry AF but he is being unfaithfull.

just recieved this -

rom: dolena
To: Gigantaur
Subject: wank
Date: Thu 23-Sep-10 19:38:21
ok then giv me a wank with ur mouth big girl..........

poor little virgin doesn't realise that using your mouth is called oral sex/blow job. not a wank.

If thats an indication of his sexual expertise no wonder his wife will only "fuck" him once a week.

Well how can you resist that?

oh its easy really, I sit back and try and think erotic thoughts and just nd up with a fat slobby bloke with very large formerly white y fronts scratching at his own nether regions.

not only does it help me resist his oh so charming come ons but a little bit of vomiting always helps a diet

Well he's obviously not interested in me anymore. Such a tart...

aawwww hes such a sweetie....
wish my hubby was romantic!!
OP he would love to be in your position of getting it once a week!

I got 2 PM's

He's a tart