should i visted a call girl

[dolena]

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

Oh ShirleyKnot you made me guffaw!

I've not had any PMs at all yet. Maybe I'll be one of the chosen many few!

PMSL at "dreams of fillet"

Well I must say I am shocked that it has taken this long for the new features to be abused...

OP by all means "visted" a call girl, but make sure you send off for the divorce papers first and get her a gift voucher for Anne Summers - or a night in the local hotel alone with breakfast in bed.

Dearprudence - me either

What are we doing wrong?

Sounds like the op needs a good 'visting'

I have to say that when I saw this thread title, I thought oh please.......

Now after reading all of the OP's very real and genuine posts , I fear that the OP is in real need of a bloody good shagging.

And the only person to deal with his '9 inches of prime Irish beef' is indeed AnyFucker!!

So, my laddo, brace yourself!!!

I think he might be all...erm... spent .

What an odd way to get your thrills eh? (no insult to AF obviously :) )

Chances are he couldn't find a 'sock' in time. Either that or AF has just hired a jet to get to him in record time!!!

Mouseface - I reckon he's getting a good sorting from AF as we speak

His modesty is amazing

"believe im a great fuck,we had a great sex life b4 the baby,i always had a high sex drive im just sooooooo horny,iys ok playing with myself but it dosnt beat the real thing.....jesus im running around like a bull sum days"

well, I got there

he was a limp, 2 inches of chipolata

hat a fucking disappointment

so I shagged his missus instead, she was worth a pop

Running around like a bull?

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

All these bovine references. I wonder if he works for the Irish Beef Association (or something)

ROFL at AF

AF - you are fucking brilliant!!!!!

More like 2 inches of Quorn?

A meat substitute?

yes, quorn

or a veggie sausage, skinned

and it was of a strange hue

@ AF

Was it all greasy AF?

Or was it shrivelled?

poor chap ?

what about me ? I was promised irish beef

I have had my hat nailed on

AF - you are norty!!

Maybe if I was more norky I would've got a PM from the OP

no, botty, I am not norky

I think it was the word "fuck" in my name that did it for him