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should i visted a call girl

209 replies

dolena · 22/09/2010 18:54

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

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FioFio · 22/09/2010 19:42

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QueenofDreams · 22/09/2010 19:52

ooh fio I think you're right. It's shrek!

Here's my advice: Gag the baby and fuck like rabbits. The baby will be fine, and you deserve a good banging.

BenHer · 22/09/2010 20:00

Have a wank and save yourself a few quid.

ChaoticAngel · 22/09/2010 20:01

"And get the male equivalent for your gf [35] cos I reckon she is probably missing sex too."

Maybe, maybe not. I suppose it depends on how good the sex was to begin with. Maybe it was that bad she's glad to the excuse not to.

I missed sex but I didn't miss it with my ex Grin

TottWriter · 22/09/2010 20:05

Brikk; love the reference!

Also, yeah I kinda suspect a wind up. How could anyone think it acceptable to use a call girl because they aren't having sex as often? Especially as a first alternative without discussing the issues with their partner first.

missbeehiving · 22/09/2010 20:07

Anyone else got a PM from the OP - or am I the only lucky one?

RumourOfAHurricane · 22/09/2010 20:09

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CherryChapstick · 22/09/2010 20:10

Me too.

missbeehiving · 22/09/2010 20:10

Shiney - you're such a flirt Grin

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 20:13

I didn't get a PM !

what is wrong with me ?

Op, I fuck like a rabbit, I will help you with your problem, I know men have needs

ChaoticAngel · 22/09/2010 20:14

I didn't get one either Hmm

ShirleyKnot · 22/09/2010 20:14

I didn't get one either and I was being all sympathetic ish

StayFrosty · 22/09/2010 20:15

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missbeehiving · 22/09/2010 20:18

lol AF. Don't worry, your rep as a seriously gorgeous babe is unaffected - he was only after some cash for his nocturnal excursions.

celticfairy101 · 22/09/2010 20:21

I've a few suggestions to get sex.

Do the grocery shop.
Spend a night with the baby instead of pretending to sleep.
Take the baby for a walk in its pram
Cuddle your girlfriend for a week with NO demands that this has to lead to sex.
Tell her she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tell her she's a brilliant mum.
Make the dinner twice a week at least.
Let her have a lie in on Sunday and bring her breakfast
Do a load of washing twice a week, hang it out to dry or put in the dryer, then fold clothes nicely and put away.
Hoover once a week.
Dust once a fortnight.
Clean the bathroom.
Put out the rubbish and sort the recycling.

Bear in mind you're also contributing to her workload. Do these things and I promise you, as if by magic, her libido will return.

Or you could just think sod it, I'm off to visit a call girl. You'll waste your money though, and will have done nothing to help restore what was once so dear to you.

fanjolina · 22/09/2010 20:21

ha ha ha ha ha.

god you're deluded. and need to grow up.

i pity your gf. if you really have one.

StewieGriffinsMom · 22/09/2010 20:22

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fanjolina · 22/09/2010 20:32

deeply SGM

Grin
thesunshinesbrightly · 22/09/2010 20:55

she probably doesnt fancy you don't blame her anyway go for it and don't forgot one for you GF.

YOU FUCK ewwww your vile!

Aminata100 · 22/09/2010 21:01

hmm, should I visit a call BOY?! LOL

As a mum, why should I whinge about all the work needed to take care of our child?

Get a grip!

CupcakesHay · 22/09/2010 21:01

Realistically, if the call girl is paying her taxes, you could see it as helping the British Economy... Wink

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 21:45

Buy a sock.

Just one.

A wanking sock.

Pan · 22/09/2010 21:55

he could turn me with a visit. >

ChaoticAngel · 22/09/2010 21:55

Grin at wanking sock.

I did get a pm afterall. That must have been the reason for mn going down, 'he' must have broke mn sending pms Grin

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 21:59

but did you get a pm, Pan ? Grin