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should i visted a call girl

209 replies

dolena · 22/09/2010 18:54

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

OP posts:
bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:56

Ah but Korma he was Irish and isn't BK all prime Aberdeen Angus?

Valpollicella · 22/09/2010 22:57

You are all very funny Grin

You too OP! Back to Troll 101 for you

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:57

AF - obviously it was the subtlety that did it for him

Hmm
AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:58
Grin
kormachameleon · 22/09/2010 22:58

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bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:59

OP I have another suggestion.

Obviously the problem is that you live under a bridge and this is putting untold stress on your GF.

Get a house.

ChaoticAngel · 22/09/2010 23:03

Maybe a penis extension will help Wink

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 23:03

and a stiffener

Valpollicella · 22/09/2010 23:04

Botty, maybe the troll OP could shave more regularly?

troll fur stubble can be really off putting

Anniegetyourgun · 23/09/2010 10:46

AF, I love you. I want to adopt you as my auntie. Even though I'm older than you. ShirleyKnot is also a genius. Haven't had such a belly-laugh (pork belly?) in months.

AnxiousLand · 23/09/2010 10:50

ANOTHER SHAM PASSPORT MARRIAGE

ElectricSoftParade · 23/09/2010 10:59

Fucking brilliant. I LOVE MUMSET (if I knew how to put a heart in there would be loads). Best laugh I have had in a while esp AnyFucker. Off to snigger a bit more...

ElectricSoftParade · 23/09/2010 11:00

Bugger, MUMSNET I meant!

AnyFucker · 23/09/2010 14:15

annie...are aunties normally so dirty ? Wink

unless you mean the slightly dodgy auntie who is permanently pissed, peroxided and wearing 10 signet rings with her tongue hanging out at all the "yoooouunng mennnn"

in which, case, I am that woman

AnyFucker · 23/09/2010 14:22

hi were u frm id like 2 let u c my t bone,so u can let every1 else no...........

he has come back for more !!!!

buttonmoon78 · 23/09/2010 14:31

This is hilarious! AF - I can't believe you're turning this fella down. He sounds like a right catch!

Though I think that you ought to take some horseradish sauce with you. Adds a certain piquancy to beef I find...

complimentary · 23/09/2010 14:34

Lay of the sherry! get English lessons or alternatively enroll at night school for spellings lessons! I fear you taking the pxxs innit?

AnyFucker · 23/09/2010 14:36

lol im rock solid its more so i need it limp,my sack is hiting me knees lol....

ffs

flooziesusie · 23/09/2010 14:42
Shock

mumsnet at its best!! Grin

buttonmoon78 · 23/09/2010 14:47

lol u cud have sum of me cus i dont think u cud handle all of it,big and thick mayb u cud freeze wat u cant handle haha

Oh, this guy's a gem...

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 23/09/2010 14:48

If this turns out to be my DH I'm sending him home to his mother

buttonmoon78 · 23/09/2010 14:51

Does your husband have such poor spelling Chicken? My DH's dyslexic but it's better than this!

grapeandlemon · 23/09/2010 15:18

Oh dear!

KiwiKat · 23/09/2010 15:24

Love your work, Brik!

QueenofDreams · 23/09/2010 15:55

Mine just says helloooooo. How disappointing.

effort: nil points!