should i visted a call girl

[dolena]

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

Shall I call it?

fuck about once a week eh.
How romantic it all sounds. I mean, it's not liek the baby should get in the way of fuckign all the time now is it? Yep, I think a callgirls the way to go. Deffo. I hear there's one getting lots of good publicity right now, only £10000 a pop.

no im irish

Wow! Just think how much cash you'd need if you qanted sex 4 times in a session?

I think you'd better be really nice to your girlfriend!

'the child'

are you one of that southport lot here on a board invasion ?

ROFL

I think the quantity over quantity issue is one you should address. You can get compassionate help if you have, erm, timing issues.

im not polish im irish

Text speak not welcome on Mumsnet.

And yes, go on then. Who gives a shit?

maybe i,ll just buy more tissue lol

Sorted!!!

Next!

The only thing getting polished here is his knob.

I have to congratulate you on your turn of phrase, it's absolutely charming.

Of course, use prostitutes. What sane man wouldn't in your terrible situation?

I wish someone would do a graceful and hysterical wind-up thread like the governess ad. That was worth refreshing your browser for.

HAve you finished your homework?

I really hope you're not dolena, because if you are Irish you're painting us all in a very bad light.

what do you think your wife would say about it if when she found out?

do you think your marriage would survive it?

Yes, your relationship with the mother of your baby is bound to get better if you vist a call girl.

without wishing to be rude, could it be perhaps that your performance is no longer up to scratch and your partner would also wish to explore other avenues?

would you be happy for her to enjoy sex with other people, paid or not?

does wishing to sleep around mean that you don't respect your partner and what she has put her body through to go through a pregnancy?

Are you really that surprised that having a new baby is hard work and does adversely impact on your previously shagging like bunnies? I am led to believe that this is a common situation in a baby's early years. Surely now that you are a father, you would behave like a proper father and put the needs of your baby and partner first.

If she isn't up for it, or there isn't opportunity to shag like bunnies because of her other responsibilities you would do everything in your power to help and support her.

Alternatively, have you considered that she resents your stroppy me me me attitude and is utterly fed up of you and no longer wishes to have sex with you. It is quite possible that your behaviour has put her off you and when she does have sex with you she just does it because you won't stop whinging?

Just some food for thought, as you were.

brik...great name

you wasted too much keyboard bashing on this tosser though

I know, amn't good at being succint like you.

Not sure I can spell, or put words in the right order either.

but am a bit angry today, feel so sorry for his partner and baby, they so deserve better than this, and if it is a dumbass 12 year old then perhaps it'll help someone else.

yes, brik, it might x