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should i visted a call girl

209 replies

dolena · 22/09/2010 18:54

since our child was born me [38] and my gf[35]sex life has gone down hill he is coming 1,we use 2 be at in like rabbits,weve been 2gether 5yrs and have never thought of cheating,the child has been a hand full no sleep crying i do most of the house duties and have the most understanting and patinces with the baby,but i love sex and miss it so much...........help

OP posts:
bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:01

Be cheaper than a call girl Grin

I didn't get a PM either

Pan · 22/09/2010 22:04

nah, AF, but I'll probably have him AM! < must stop this, I feel dirty, in a bad way.Grin>

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:05

I got two pm's Grin

They made me want to leave my husband and start a new life with this "horny fucker"

honestly, he is so hot, I cannot control myself

< heads off to Irish Ferry terminal, waving knickers in the air >

ChaoticAngel · 22/09/2010 22:07

Two!!! Shock

Now that's just greedy Wink Grin

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:07

fucking magic r u a fuck,ive got 9in of pure irish beef... fuck i need it now..............

who could fail to respond to that ?

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:07

But I'm in Ireland

And I'm all alone tonight as well.

And he's a horny fucker.

And my judgy pants are off.

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:08

god any feel my needs im a horny fuckerxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

< swoon >

ShirleyKnot · 22/09/2010 22:09

9 inches of Irish Beef.

Blimey! That would cost a fortune in the butchers.

ginhag · 22/09/2010 22:09
AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:11

I can be in Ireland in abot 4 hours I think

can I wait that long ?

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:11

Shirley - should that not be T-bone

rofl

fanjolina · 22/09/2010 22:11

oh god, I am laughing even harder now having read those PMs.

shame I didn't get one, would've pepped up my dreams tonight knowing there was a 9in horny cock out there Hmm

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:13

That didn't work

T - bone (or boner )

Grin
ShirleyKnot · 22/09/2010 22:13

I thought FILL IT was double entendre enough actually

Thank Christ I didn't go down the rump road....

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:14

Well he obviously wants a bit of skirt

BitOfFun · 22/09/2010 22:14

Oh, I got one too- how exciting. Now if ony he could spell, I would know what he was talking about.

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:14
Grin
SixtyFootDoll · 22/09/2010 22:14

LOL a 9 inches of Irish beef, can I have mine sliced please?

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:15

I was thinking minced myself actually

ShirleyKnot · 22/09/2010 22:16

and a roasting

TottWriter · 22/09/2010 22:16

I feel so sorry for that poor DC of his. Or should I say the child.

I'm also gutted I didn't get a PM, having seen what literary masterpieces they are, penned by a pure and noble hand...

HuwEdwards · 22/09/2010 22:17

yes, please go visit her now and bugger off this site.

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:17

rocky mountain oysters anyone??

AnyFucker · 22/09/2010 22:17

hey, this is my 9 inches of Irish beef

I am going to have a sandwich Grin

quite possibly with the gf ...because she must be short of a good fucking too

bottyburpthebarbarian · 22/09/2010 22:18
Envy