Will Lynda agree that the Grundys are fungis? And is Peggy finally realising that Helen is faaahmly? Await the Ambridge Fairy on The Archers thread.

[PseudoBadger]

"Get outta my village" screams Peggy Mitchell

Oooh I do like (hate!) elf and safety as a title - as a H&S professional myself

Are the pheasants revolting?

sorry

Looking forward: a mention of HMQ's birthday, Resurgam and shed wars?

Ooh ooh miss

It's elf and safety gone mad as the pheasants revolt. Meanwhile as the cows move on the bull continues to rampage down in Ambridge and cannot be confined to a single cell.

Pheasants revolted at inconvenient elf convenience. It's not Fairy 'nuff and I've had enough says Brine

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/radio_addicts/2645951-Elves-have-needs-too-will-there-be-a-pheasants-revolt-Discuss-The-Archers-here?watched=1

Can I just say, I have zero interest in elves….

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Actually, we are on the new thread, so sure, you can say what you like, but no-one is here to read it...

Argh!

Yes - just found new thread, thanks TripleD!