Elves have needs too - will there be a pheasants' revolt? Discuss The Archers here

[PseudoBadger]

I've just browsed Lowfield for the first time - they really don't like Pat do they!

Does anyone?

The whole RichJohnny thing really put me off her forever.

Prodigals seem to be the only future storyline: Pip leaves, brings up a family, returns to fight with Josh and Ben over inheritance. Gideon is brought up by Rob and returns to challenge whoever for bridge farm,elbowing out Johnny and Tom. Rauoauary returns to elbow out Adam, and so on.

You're right mini, except Pip will never leave. Don't you remember someone (probs SOC) saying you have to recruit an actress for the next few decades

I liked TA so much more when the editor/writers didn't show their workings ...

Thanks Pseudo. As the thread titles usually manage a fair degree of prescience I shall hope for a more entertaining Ambridge in the next few weeks.

HULLO! thanks for the new thread

Thanks for new thread

Agree gruach. It's not like listening in to someone else's conversations now.

Oh no! Look at that singular pheasant revolting in the title That'll teach me to start a thread at work

Olivia please can you edit my title....

pseudo I quite like the idea of one solitary badger with a placard "Fairies Out"

Oops. Or even a solitary pheasant

Nitpicking I know, but I couldn't believe Pip had never heard of the whole moving to summer pastures in the Alps (transhumance) idea. Even I know about that and I'm a confirmed city lass! Has she never listened to FOOC (was a bit about summer pastures in the Pyrenees a couple of years back)?! Read Heidi?! Visited a farm outside of Borsetshire?!

In fact. I can imagine a badger's view on the archers in its current sad state. A solitary badger with a placard saying "Down with this sort of thing", like in Father Ted.

David would get Ed to shoot it.

I'd love that SaraTheFairy

do you poointhe woods

Thanks for the new thread.

I thought pip should have been above all that desperate begging with whatsit. Next stop Rex?

Will the pheasants be revolting? Oh I do hope so! Well done Pseudo and Thank You!

Thanks for this thread. So that was the last of Matthew. Bugger. Please, please, please can Pip become an elective mute.

Thanks for the new thread Pseudo

"Fallon & Kirsty get their heads together"

I thought this would mean they finally compare notes about Hellin & Knob - turns out it was all about getting Jazzer back with the pigs!

Is that it then? The sum of tonight's action. Hmm? Worth listening? Give us a clue.

Give us a clue.

Official handover of The Prize from one man to another.

We had a nano-second of excitement when Pip & Matthew had a "that's agreed then" conversation and we didn't know what they had agreed. But then they told us. So that was the end of that, and Matthew rode off into the sunset dawn.
Good point iggy. They can get their heads together about Jazzer but not Helen. Says a lot about Helen!

Is it a piglet?

It was a very boring episode, Mini. It started off with Pip saying goodbye to Matthew - Toby then decided to take the opportunity to invite her to the cinema. Then it moved onto Fallon buttering up Jazzer into returning to Bridge Farm with a pint and a ploughman's....zzzzZZZ

At least there was no wailing. I don't think even Pip did a wail.