Amanda Holden’s house is for sale

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£5m seems rather expensive and some of the decor is ok but overall it isn’t at all to my taste.

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She didnt get the memo about grey did she

The bathroom looks like a gastropub toilet.

There's parts I love and parts I hate. Since I don't have 5 million, it doesn't matter anyway.

Yeah I really don't like either of the bathrooms. The mirrored tiles are horrible.

My head hurts

It’s in a beautiful location. Would love to live in that part of London.

Breathtakingly ugly. All that money for gaudy B&Q decor.

The house and decor are ghastly but the location is fabulous. My uncle lives within a few steps of there and it is a wonderful place to live.

The wallpaper in the bar isn't quite my thing but besides that, I love it. Very much to my taste, that.

Sadly, I neither have five million smackers, nor do I want to live in Ham.

Considering the location I can see why it's £5m.
Don't love most of the decor, it's way over styled. I'll take the Connor Brothers painting on her wall though.

It’s too big for me - would cost a fortune to heat!

Oh, that is quite ghastly. There is one single picture I like, it's the one of the garden with the wendy house in the background. The rest just looks tacky and cheap. You should never put panelling in a room with low ceilings. Is it a picture of her on the piano btw?

I would love a dressing room like that!

I quite like most of it, looks more interesting than a lot of celeb houses but also like it actually is lived in. that location is a bit middle of nowhere but I guess that's good for celebs - not so good for those of us who want to walk to a sainsburys local!

I love it. I don’t like all the decor eg the bathroom and the bar area is awful but I could definitely live there and would love lying around in that garden.

Gosh that's terrible. I hate the interiors - very done-by-numbers-5-years-ago. Agree with the gastropub toilet comment above! Outside, it looks like a Bungalow Bliss that got several ill-conceived extensions over the years. That's the only rational explanation for the oddly low ceilings.

It vibes more like a beach house from the outside - I could imagine it being £1.2m with sea views in somewhere miles out of London. It would "feel" like really good house then, if that makes sense.

I admit I do love that style of patio door. Sadly by the time we save up for a kitchen extension they will be long out of fashion!

I think it looks lovely from the outside. The inside is not my cup of tea but perfectly inoffensive, can't stand her though.

It's alright. Better than the all grey and shiny white floors houses that size tend to have.

...middle of nowhere?! There's a high street - including a Sainsburys local - literally at the end of the road. 5 minutes walk maybe? How much closer can you want to be!!

Funny that my first thought when I see a big house now is "... but the cost of the energy bills!" Not that you should care if you have 5m to spend

I like it, but I'd want a pool, seems to be lacking! Also, how many gold sandals of the same style can she wear?

I think it's beautiful.

Is it The etiquette you’re supposed to slag it off even though in a million years you couldn’t afford it and your own house, if you own one, is a dump in comparison,or something?

someone even said it looked cheap and from b&q, which one of us doesn’t want to see their epitome of taste home? 😂

it vibes more like a beach house from the outside - I could imagine it being £1.2m with sea views in somewhere miles out of London. It would "feel" like really good house then, if that makes sense.

I absolutely agree with this, I think if it was in some lovely spot on the dorset coast I’d like it much more!

Beautiful although the bedrooms look a bit dated, as well as the bar.