Greedy - that poor feller! I think you have got him in a bit of a state!!! God only knows what state his keyboard is in now.... whoops, sorry, just gone over the threshold again... Mind you, you have lifted my grumbly mood no end, you brazen hussy.
Right, back to more sedate matters - Delia Bodkin's yummy fibre flapjack recipe:
4oz butter
4oz brown sugar
1 dessertspoon honey
8oz oats (I used jumbo, but think porridge are fine)
2oz mix of sunflower and pumpkin seeds and chopped dried apricots - or whatever else you fancy.
Melt butter, sugar and honey in pan, then stir in rest of ingredients. Put in a baking tray in oven (180 degrees) for 20 mins. Leave to cool before snaffling.
One last thing, just had to relay my DD's comment tonight. She wanted to see how big my belly is getting, so I showed her, and pointed out that my belly button is starting to stick out (it's a bit of an outie anyway) and she said "yes mummy, it looks like Postman Pat's nose" PMSL!