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HRHvagolaJahooli · 01/07/2011 21:49

He we are ladies though I may need to change my name as royal title may be stripped.

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ZuleikaJambiere · 10/08/2011 19:54

Hi Jump, wine and cheese, mmm . Has the childcare situation out there resolved itself?

Deids awful weather here too. Blooming Southerners hogging all the sunshine! I am going to light a fire tonight, to keep warm, ridiculous in August

Yes it was my scan Jolly, it went well. I'm 12+6 (suspected I'd be a bit ahead), which is 2 weeks later than my scan with E was. I can't believe how much bigger this baby is, with all it's fingers and toes. It was very wriggly so all is well Smile. EDD is 16th Feb, it's not allowed to be 5 days early as I won't share my birthday, no way. I told my job share today, as we got the bus together this morning and we both had a good giggle about it

On a grosser note, DD's potty poo tonight was described as a 'snail poo', and she was right [yuck face]

DeidreBarlow · 10/08/2011 20:08

Ha ha, ZJ DS is the same! We've had dinosaur poo, mummy wee, baby wee all depending on how much he puts out. It's hilarious and gross at the same time.

ZuleikaJambiere · 10/08/2011 20:27

Oh, and I meant to ask if Arti had been recalled to Westminster, or if it's just MPs? I hope your time with your girls hasn't been cancelled

Grin at dinosaur pop - you've got to admire their creativity!

VagolaJahooli · 10/08/2011 21:57

Beans I have the same thing with DS2 and night time nappies. Since he was dry during the day he has only been wet overnight a handful of times, but while we were on holidays we didn't want to risk it so we put a nappy on. Since being back he has wanted it on but tonight he didn't or at least forgot about it so he's going commando tonight. Also finally tonight he went to bed at a vaguely decent time. He has been on holiday bedtime since getting back but tonight after having a short nap today, he fell asleep just before 9. It's still not proper bedtime but its moving towards it. I need to have them back on proper bedtime by next Monday because DS1 is back at school.

I heard back from my first choice little nursery school for him today and they have a Thursday morning session available which is wonderful news. It's a very popular montessori preschool and I worried I had left it too late but I seems they have space so we are meeting with them next week. Hooray. No idea what I will do with myself on Thursday mornings but I'm sure I'll find something. I'm still a little nervous of sending him, he's my last baby, but its only one morning and I think it will be good for he & I. We are butting heads again lately, I think I need to really look at how I'm disciplining him. It usually just ends up with me getting completely frustrated.

DB I'm not much into DG either, but I would kick him out of bed either.

Lady I listened to I captured the castle, but I think I need to read it, I felt a little cheated by it. I wanted more from her and the father. I think the audio version was abridged.

SummerLightning · 10/08/2011 22:15

Hello all,
Have about 20 toddlers/babies coming round tomorrow for DD's birthday - OH SHIT. It's going to be effing chaos. I invited what I thought was a few people and EVERYONE said yes, and then I added up those few people and it came to quite a lot. But I have made a cake in the shape of a 1, and it looks quite good, rather pleased with myself.

We had the first poo on potty tonight. Unfortunately it was DD not DS. She did a tiny poo on the floor before bath and was clearly psyching up for more so i put her on the potty and she did a massive one. DS very excited and was saying "DD gets THREE CHOCOLATE BOTTOMS, SHE DID A POO ON THE POTTY", but when I suggested he might want to do one, he said "I don't do poos on the potty", sigh. We are planning on toilet training proper next week so he'd better get the hang of it.

Anyway I hope all are well, especially those in London. Fingers crossed things are quietening down everywhere. I was wondering if arti has had to go back to work too, hope not!

vag I am sure you will enjoy your DS2 free time when you get used to it, that is good news about the nursery.

kiwi sounds very tough about the moving situation. I hope it all sorts itself out ok, but bummer for the having to move in with parents...

Right gonna have an early night i think so going to post this...

JollyBear · 10/08/2011 22:24

Wonderful news ZJ!

VagolaJahooli · 10/08/2011 23:15

DD Lightening is one?!? Crikey! Is that three of the newbies who have gotten to twelve months. 20 guests SL that is mental. Though I can't talk. On the 21st we are having DS1's 6th birthday party for his expat friends from 11am- 1pm, then for his dutch friends from 3-5pm. We have hired a bouncy castle for the back garden for the day and will just keep them fed and hydrated. will pray for sunshine. I have also undertaken to make him a pirate treasure map cake for one of the parties. The other party he wants a pirate ship, but for that I'll use the pirate ship cake mold I bought a couple of years ago for his 4th birthday.

Poor Arti, hope you haven't been dragged back to work. People have been scoffing about Cameron & Boris coming back from holidays, but actually if I'd been forced to stop my holidays early, I'd have been bloody pissed off. Along with all those police. Have been balling my eyes out whenever that lovely dad comes on the Tele, the one whose son was killed last night. I can't even imagine what he and his family are going through.

ZuleikaJambiere · 11/08/2011 08:48

Happy birthday little Summer, and starting TT at just 12 months, v impressive. I hope the party goes well - we had 1 child for DDs and that was plenty!

Great news on the nursery place Vaj

Forgot to say last night, please no mention of clackerdom on fb please, I still have quite a few folk to tell. Thanks

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 09:19

Right, get ready for self-indulgent whinge... Skip now if you're not interested - and I don't blame you!

This is, I'm sure, the same story for countless people, so am no different to anyone else, but have had horrid row with DH this morning. He has 2 ironed shirts in his cupboard, but he doesn't like them. Ahem. Spoilt anyone? So he had to iron another one for himself this morning because he's filming a podcast today, so wanted one he liked on. Fine. But then asked me if I could iron some shirts today. I said yes, of course. Then he started going on about how he needs to have more shirts available at all times etc. He only owns 5 shirts, so it's quite hard to do them in advance. Anyway, he was bleating on at me, so I said "Fine, if you're that bothered about me doing them, let's get a cleaner". Oops, totally wrong thing to say. He totally went off at me about money and how all I do is spend spend spend and I don't budget and he's always made out to be the bad guy in the situations. All he does is work and fund my lifestyle etc. Now, not being funny, but I don't exactly spank the cash on expensive clothes and nights out etc. I buy food and drink and sometimes I buy myself a couple of books and I get the DDs clothes when they need them, but mostly have lived off hand-me-downs for months now. I have, this summer, after wearing the same t-shirts for 8 years, bought myself four new t-shirts from Asda, which were £6 for two. And 3 vest tops from New Look, where I really went wild and they were £6.99 each!!! I spend all money on food, drink and petrol. And living is EXPENSIVE. I don't think I spend more than I should. Although DH insists we have free range chicken, which I agree with, but it's a lot more expensive. Plus, we are feeding a family of four, not just the two of us any more.

Honestly, I just don't know how to make things cheaper. We are trying to move out of London and spend less on rent out of town, but it's bloody expensive if we want to live within an hour of London and DH isn't willing to bend on the commute time, so it's going to end up being the same out of town. We are eating into our savings every month. I have £300 for myself from DH every month, which is meant to be stuff for me, but without fail, it goes on food or petrol, rarely on stuff for me or the girls. And I live off an overdraft. I don't know what to do really. I keep trying to spend less, but we end up still spending loads. I hate rowing about it, but by the same token, I feel I get the brunt of it. I know DH resents me not working, but if I did, I'd earn less than we spent on childcare. We've done the maths and it doesn't make sense until they're at school. Ho hum.

Sorry, whine whine, when there's more important stuff going on. But am just v tired of defending myself against the money onslaught the whole time. He seems to think I do feck all, while he's slaving away. So we're talking about saving money, and he's off out for dinner tonight! I don't want him not to go, but honestly, he goes out so much more than me - I'd like him to point at what I've spanked loads of cash on frivolously recently!!!! It wouldn't be possible.

Dreading the winter shoe debacle, which is to come!

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 09:19

PS DD2 has just done the biggest poo I have ever seen from a child that size. It must have been a full 9 inches long. Amazing.

JollyBear · 11/08/2011 09:44

Oddly enough we had a similar argument this morning beans. It revolved around ironing, money and me being knackered. I was moaning really and Dh was offering money which is nice but it was the way he did it.

Anyway, 5 shirts is just mental. Get him to tkmaxx. They have really good ones v cheap. Re food etc, everything is so expensive. Maybe to. give him the benefit of the doubt maybe your Dh was just nervous about his presentation.

Happy birthday baby SL! Hope the sun shines. It is pissing down and freezing up here!

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 09:55

Yes, JB - you're far nicer than me. It's so dreary rowing about money and so stereotypical of our age, stage etc. Wish we were more original. I don't think it helps that DD2 is back to being up 3-4 times a night for last few nights, so I am very tired and grumpy again.

On bright side, went for 5k run last night and got under 30mins, which is great. 29mins 40 secs. Brilliant.

VagolaJahooli · 11/08/2011 10:20

I'm sorry those with sensitive ears, but FUCK that for a joke! Beans he needs to sort this attitude of his out. You are a team he happens to be the one that brings the money into the team and you are sorting out his next generation. More shirts available what is he on? DH has several shirts and if he wants a particular shirt for a meeting or whatever he bloody well irons it the night before. I don't think it has ever occurred to either of us that I should iron his clothes, they're his. I'm his wife not his mum. I'm sure he is a bit stressed but he is really taking the P, he goes out whenever he wants and often and he exercises whenever he wants. He seems to think he is the lord over you just because he brings in the money, did he push two children out feed and pretty much exclusively care for them, then give up his financial independence, no he didn't so when he does something more amazing than that achievement then he can whine.

Nolda · 11/08/2011 10:37

Beans - I agree with Vag. Who does he think he is? If he wants a particular shirt for a presentation then he should either give you notice or iron it himself. Sorry that you have fallen out with your DH though, it stinks.

Happy Birthday, DD Summer. I hope she enjoys her day and the cake.

Very proud of DD today. She swam all on her own without a life jacket or anything. Just a couple of metres but it's a start. I had a teary moment watching her.

DeidreBarlow · 11/08/2011 11:49

Beans I wholeheartedly agree with Vag. To be perfectly blunt your DH is being a complete and utter tosser. And totally backward in his thinking! He goes to work so you should be a good wifey and sit at home ironing his shirts WTF??!! DH likes a shirt everyday for work (part of his uniform) but unless I have actually had the iron out that day, then if he wants one he does it himself.

We too have had the ?I should do more hours? argument. To which I said fine I?ll work full time, you find the childcare for DS and breakfast/after-school clubs for DD and then tell me what wage bracket to search in so I?m actually bringing more in?oh look I?m not qualified to be a brain surgeon!! I?m sorry that you have had the row though.

Happy birthday to baby summer! Blimey they are getting big so quick.

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 12:20

I have had a grovelling apology on email and an explanation that he feels like we're drowning in our finances and that he's v worried about it. I think the ironing statement was more an expression of his worry than anything else. And he did iron a shirt this morning! Not me. I can kind of see his point, we are living beyond our means, but IT'S NOT MY FAULT! There is no fault and I have never turned to him and told him to earn more, but I feel like doing it!!! Anyway, enough. He has apologised and I accept it. He told me it was unfair of him to levy it at me, when he knows I don't overspend. And that's a pretty big admission by him!!! But I agree re the ironing, he needs to shut up and get over it. He's spoilt by his Mum!!! And me!!!!!

Nolda - that's lovely about your DD swimming - good bird! Hurrah!

I am starting to feel like I really want to go back to work so that I do have some financial independence, but actually, it would end up losing us money as I earn piss all! Until they're at school, there is really no point. Maybe I should do it anyway! That'd learn him. However, he has apologised and I accept it and will move on. It's horrid rowing!

DeidreBarlow · 11/08/2011 13:06

Beans I'm glad DH has apologised. Most of our rows these days are financial. Its a bitch isn't it?? We spend way too much, hence my recent conversion to budget supermarket shopping - which does make a difference. You can't get everything you want but it does go a little way.

Nolda How goregeous of your DD and her swimming! I love silly proud parent moments.

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 13:16

DD1 has just done a wee in her bed at daytime naptime. She never does that. Second sheet change in 12 hours. Grrr. I am reverting to nappies at all sleep times. I can't be bothered to go early on the nappy free nighttimes!!!

Yes, budget supermarkets are way forward. Think will do our online shop at Asda as it is the cheapest one to deliver.

KiwiPanda · 11/08/2011 14:50

Hooray thanks for all the list tips everyone.

Beans have to concur with others here but if MrBeans wants to wear something in particular then he can bloody well sort it himself, surely? What are you, a 1950s housewife?? If DH ever dared suggest that I took more care of his wardrobe he'd swiftly find himself with a starched shirt being jammed down his throat. Possibly followed shortly afterwards by the iron (if I knew where it was..) At least he apologised though, I should think so. Money worries are of course always a bit of a stress but hardly an excuse to have a go..

On teh subject of loos/potties - has anyone other than me NOT toilet trained yet??

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 18:53

How to stop biting please? DD1 has taken to nipping DD2 to point of leaving tooth marks and I have shouted, smacked and am at point of fury with it!

Nolda · 11/08/2011 19:16

No advice, I'm afraid Beans, but you have my sympathy. I have a biter too. DS bit DD today so hard that she has purplish teeth marks on her cheek. DD does bring it on herself a bit as she teases him so, which can't be the case with your DD2.

Kayzr · 11/08/2011 20:18

Beans, dont smack or shout at her. Ignore her. DS2 was a terrible biter and he got worse when I shouted at him. So now he goes into the corner of the room and I ignore him and make a huge fuss of DS1 and it's almost completely stopped now.

Hope that helps

Beans36 · 11/08/2011 20:40

Thanks Kayz. As a special treat, I have let the girls share a room! Noisy til 8, then silence. Let's hope they don't scream all night!!

DeidreBarlow · 11/08/2011 21:21

Beans DS was a shocking biter. Heap praise on the injured party, ignore DD2. Unfortunately it took a while for DS to grow out of it, but they will get that its naughty eventually. Stressful though I was convinced DS was heading for an ASBO!

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