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AlpinePony · 11/11/2010 19:21

How exciting for a new thread - two FESHspring due shortly! Grin

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Cosmosis · 16/11/2010 11:53

Grrr artie has decided night time is for wriggling not for sleeping!

Hope all new residents are ok and enjoying lovely new baby cuddles.

SilverSky · 16/11/2010 16:26

Do I still qualify as a newbie? MB is now over two weeks old (by a smidge) surely that pushes me out of the "newbie stakes"!??

AlpinePony · 16/11/2010 16:58

Until you provide a birth story you're a newbie. Even if MB reaches 18! Wink

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SilverSky · 16/11/2010 18:48

I haz started to type I but MB keeps interupting me! I mean honestly!!!!

AlpinePony · 17/11/2010 09:45
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Cosmosis · 17/11/2010 09:54

yes you still newbie :)

Cosmosis · 17/11/2010 16:06

I don't quite know what to do with myself. Artie is asleep in the pram.

I needed to go to PO & shop, so we went for a walk, me thinking he may fall asleep on the way. He didn't, fine. Started grizzling on way back so I thought I'd have to feed him when I got home and he may sleep after that. Got home, parked pram in hall to take off coat, put shopping away etc, went back to get him, and he's asleep! All by his little self! Grin Usually even if he's sound asleep when we're walking he wakes up after about a minute of being home.

It'll never happen again mind...

Cosmosis · 17/11/2010 16:17

Oh ffs I just realised that Dad's plane is an hour earlier than I thought and so I have to disturb the boy to get him into his car seat. Grrr.

Backinthebox · 17/11/2010 22:31

To celebrate my fingers now beinhg no-fat enough to get my wedding ring back on I have been out and splurged at White Stuff. I went in with a slightly fractious baby and said 'help, I have 45 mins before I need to go and pick TT up. Make me look fabulous!' and they shopped for me. I've also had a haircut for the first time in, ooh, years, and coloured it - although I'm glad it's a wash out colour as it's not what I was hoping for! But hey, a change is as good as a rest and all that. I am also veeeeery excited about the vetting tomorrow. I am taking the trailer, so if he passes I will have a new neddy. Eeek!

Anyone else got a grizzly feeder? LG is a very aggressive feeder. He constantly pulls off with a loud smacking noise, and when he is actually suckling he claws at my boobs so I look like I have been pushing through a thick hedge chest first! Makes for feeding in a public place interesting. I do cut his nails, but, like the rest of him, they grow very fast! He's also tricky to get to sleep atm. He was going to bed at 7pm, at the same time as TT, but since being in hospital will not go to sleep for anything in the evening, and wails if you put him down. OH has him at the moment, but last night when OH was late I was knackered by the time he got home.

I was sitting next to another mother with a young baby today in Starbucks, and she asked how old LG was. I told her 10 weeks, and she said 'Blimey!' Her lad looked dinky next to LG and he was 12 weeks. TT is in 4-5 yr old clothing and has only just turned 3. I am breeding a race of giants! I have bought this for LG, in size 3-6 months! Fits him lovely. I figure if I have a little rugby player I may as well dress him like one!

LG is also very much enjoying being held sitting up with as little support as he can manage, and doing what seem to be push ups, were he props himself on his elbows and looks round giggling. He likes to be in on what's going on!

So Silv - if I can type all that lot, get thee typing and tell us yer story.

AlpinePony · 18/11/2010 08:31

Why won't my little angel sleep? Hmm Am I so stimulating? He's currently in his chair doing big contented sighs, but will he sleep? Will he fuck! Tbf he doesn't scream all the time, but he's waking me up hourly at night and throws an enormous paddy if we "put him down" to rest. Hmm That's OK, mummy doesn't need much sleep - but daddy turns in to an evil troll if he doesn't sleep. :( I'm going to drag him around the park now.

boxy That sounds lovely - getting the white house to sort you out I mean.

Feeding is 50/50 - sometimes he's quiet and just drinks - other time he pushes the bottle out of his mouth so he can't actually suck... then screams blue murder when I try and re-position the bottle. Hmm I have to tuck the erroneous arm under my boob. Grin

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SilverSky · 18/11/2010 10:37

Well We are having a fricking awful time of it at the mo. MB will not stop screaming unless he has my boob in his gob.

Initially I wondered if my suspected mastitis was affecting milk flow and he was hungry. Tuesday night he slept quite well and was feeding every two hours. Last night we were all up til gone 2am screaming blue murder. We gave Infacol in the end cos he was inconsolable. HI advice was to express today to see how much milk MB is getting.

The crying includes a high pitched screech which I think is pain / wind accompanied with thrashing arms and legs.

If I am lucky enough that he sleeps on me when I try to put him in his Moses the crying and screaming starts again.

Don't know what else to do!

It's horrid for all of us. HI is working again today and looks like shite. Bless him he made me breakfast and told me to try and sleep when MB does. Fat chance.

AlpinePony · 18/11/2010 11:36

silv I think it was me & curly who had "sex pest" issues when bf'ing. Beating of fists, pulling away, grunting like a sex pest down an alleyway with a 14 year old! Wink

You're right though "don't know what else to do" pretty much sums it up. What can be done? They can't tell us. :( You're providing food, warmth, shelter & hugs - there's really not much else you can do except reach for the gin and repeat "this too shall pass". I'm sure you're doing much better than you give yourself credit for!

How about a trip to the stables to stroke the nag & soothe your soul a little?

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rollerbaby · 18/11/2010 12:24

Hellooooooooooooooo!! It's good to be back!

It feels like longer than a week since I was last on here wondering when the hell little one was going to make an appearance. Clearly I have missed ALOT. And huge congrats to Reggie and okie my fellow newbie mums. What a week for the ESHes. Thank you all for your lovely messages of congratulations and support - it has been lovely lovely lovely to read them in hospital, although I haven't been able to reply in my usual social network addict fashion.

Well, where to start. BabyMoo is sleeping peacefully beside me after a 30 minute shush shush session. So I'm typing quickly, not knowing how long I have got! We got home on Tuesday night and I have to say being home after a long and fairly traumatic stay in hospital is the best feeling EVER. Snuggled up in bed and my mum and MrMoo downstairs bringing me food/water and whatever I demand is ace.

I'm thinking this birth story is a bit like therapy so here goes nothing...

Wednesday had my second sweep as you know. Walked up and down stairs in the hospital afterwards, walked the dog, bounced like a maniac. All to the good, as at 2430 that night once we had gone to bed, felt this immense pressure (like I REALLY needed the loo) and felt a small gush of something. Jumped out of bed and went to the loo and sure enough it was fairly apparent that a small amount of my waters had gone. Luckily some had gone on a pillow between my legs so I could see it was totally clear. Rang MLU and they told me to come in for an initial check and I could then go back home to bed. The contractions had started more or less immediately after this every 10 minutes and we knew things were imminent. So off we went for our assessment which was fortunately nice and quick. The MLU was quiet and calm and in a way seeing it was a good precursor to going in later and feeling relaxed about it. So got back home roughly about 3-4am and finished packing bags, ate some crisps (yes WTF?) as I felt a bit sicky and then got back into bed and tried to rest with my hippo CD, to get into the zone. After an hour or maybe two, the ctx were getting stronger and MrMoo suggested the TENs machine which I had borrowed. We got it all hooked up and then realised it kept conking out. FUCK. In a panic texted doula to see if she had one to bring over, but luckily it was just batteries and all was ok. I cannot tell you how fortunate this was as that machine was the thing that saved me I think.

Anyway things ramped up and I spent until about 11am mooing deeply (massively helped with the pain, which was low down at the front of my bump) and rocking and listening to my affirmations. Doula kept telling me to try and get out of my rational brain/fighting it and just go with it. Sounds so wanky but I am sure this was the reason that things progressed the way they did and the hippo relaxing definitely made that easier. I also spent loads of time sitting on the loo and for some reason felt really safe and relaxed there.

At about 9 doula came over and was just quietly there, helping me ramp up the boost on my tens, giving me water and support and basically the more practical stuff. MrMoo was amazing and was just there telling me to relax and helping me stay calm and focussed. Hilariously after months of nagging him to practise all this hippo massage/techniques I didn't want anyone touching me. Oh well, I'm sure it will come in handy eventually.

So at 11 I was getting 3 or 4 in 10 minutes and realised that thing were progressing quicker than I thought they would. I felt really strongly that I wanted to go and just get there. Doula was encouraging us to stay home a bit longer, but I really didn't want and had started to panic a bit at this point. Anyway MrMoo said we're going and packed the car and off we went. Thank god we did and thank god for him insisting that we follow my lead.

Got to hospital and up into the Carmen Suite MLU. Amazingly room was ready with pool and stuff and we went straight in. That pool never even got a drip in it. I swear, anyone that tried to remove that tens machine would have died at my hands. At 1230 the amazing MW there did an examination between ctx and declared me to 4 cms and said how great it was I'd got there quickly at home. I can remember thinking holy fuck how I am going to do another 6cms? I was really really tired at this point having had no sleep and very little food since lunch and was throwing up/pooing like mad for a bit. After this, I ended up laying down on a bean bag on my left side and put some relaxing music on my ipod (thanks to MrMoo we had about 72 hours worth) and actually managed to rest through the ctx with the aid of the tens. Doula and MW actually thought I'd gone to sleep for the hour and everything was slowing down. In fact it wasn't, but I was totally silent and sort of in my head. This for me looking back is the weirdest bit, because I do think it was the hippo stuff really working. I have to say I was cynical and now I think, fuck me it does actually work.

Anyway, after about an hour or so of this, I woke up and things had intensifed even more. Doula had gone off for lunch and MrMoo just came back in the room from getting a sandwich. I got up and suddenly my bump seemed to literally move and the pressure was unbearable I was getting ctx without a break virtually and feeling like I wanted to poo myself. Also I was doing what they apparently term involuntary pushing and had started to bear down. Began to panic and started swearing saying fuck this, I want out of here, I need an epidural etc etc (now know classic transition signs) Went to the loo and could see some greenish poo and MrMoo called the MW who came in and wasn't sure. This is where the calm and controlled and frankly great labour started to unwind - 2 hours 15minutes after arriving.

They wheeled me downstairs to delivery suite, kneeling on the chair yelling and bearing down like a nutter. Got into our room and I refused VE (as I had done upstairs moments earlier) and demanded my epidural. Anaethetist came in and said I don't think you are going to get it in time, it looks like you're about to have this baby now. At this point, they could actually see his head pushing down the back of my pelvis and I remember the sheer utter terror of knowing I was going to have to do this myself. Seconds later I could feel him descending and I started to really scream. Knowing this was it, I got onto the bed hands and knees and made the decision to do this and go for it. I have never screamed or pushed so hard in my life. Suddenly the room changed when MW couldn't get a heart beat and suddenly a gaxillion people were there, I felt a fetal clip go on his head and he squirmed inside my vag. His heartrate had apparently dropped v low and instead of everyone just encouraging me and being all supportive, I got manhandled onto my back, the top of the bed dropped down at an angle and told to push right NOW. It was truly terrifying. Out he came in an almightly push and I can remember seeing blood everywhere and just thinking don't look. They showed me the baby after a little bit of resus but I was out of it at this point having lost about 3 litres of blood delivering him in 10 minutes flat. I had 3rd degree tears thanks to his 9lbs 9oz size and they basically took me off to theatre and the gods were looking down on me as I had the best consultant perineal gynae on call that day (usually would have been a registrar). MrMoo stayed with the baby and I was in theatre with a spinal (best feeling ever) for about 2 hours.

Finally in recovery babyMoo was put on my chest and I sobbed and sobbed as I looked at his perfect face. It was so wonderful. After that I was on high dependency for 2 nights. Couldn't really move in the bed and needed 3 lots of blood to get me going. It was very scary and to be honest I think I was in shock for about 3 days at purely the speed at which it all happened. 10 minutes is not a normal delivery and people have since said that it is more shocking to your body as it doesn't have time to adjust etc.

On the third night I moved up to the normal postnatal ward and had a hellish night listening to other people's babies scream. The shock, lack of sleep and everything was beginning to take it's toll by now and I really needed to be able to rest. Even walking was a struggle. We labelled it the KFC ward as there were loads of chavs having KFC buckets and trays of sarnies brought in with their 10 mates who would stay the whole day. I literally wanted to kill someone.

Anyway Saturday pm we had our check with the baby doctor and he was fast asleep for this. during which time she was worried that his heart rate was too low. So a cannula was put into his hand and infection tests were started. She reassured us that it was probbaly just infection and not to worry. Then that evening a registrar turned up and said they were taking him down to Neonatal for continuous monitoring to check his heart. This had been instructed by another partner heart specialist hosp in the London. I can't even describe how awful the next few days were. I spent most of them sitting by him in Neo natal and various tests were performed eventually on Monday and Tuesday. To this moment they don't 100% know why it is a tiny bit slower when he is asleep but it IS normal and he is healthy and happy and well frankly huge! It was frustrating and terrifying beyond belief, but I kept reminding myself as I looked at all these other really properly sick babies in there that isn't it amazng how much precautionary care they took in making sure he was well. He had 5 days of antibiotics and after much negotiation the final dose was given yesterday after we returned home. Mr Moo was amazing at making sure this happened as by the Tuesday I was really in distress, tired, blue, scared and needing to leave.

God if you are stil reading, well done!!! Talk about me me me me!!! :) The positives have been there though and I have been looked after by some amazing people. That hospital is fantastic and I cannot fault the consultants and MWs that really looked after me and babymoo. I got one to one help BFing on a daily basis and that has been brilliant.

But being home is amazing and loving loving loving it. I can't actually imagine going anywhere with the baby just yet, but I'm just taking baby steps for now.

Need to go and have a cry now, feel really emotional after writing all this!!!!! :)

AlpinePony · 18/11/2010 12:45

moo I'm not surprised you feel emotional - you've had a heck of a week! Shock But I am so very glad to hear that you and babyMoo and Mr. Moo are all doing well now. I know what you mean about the neo-natal/SCBU - you look around at all these really sick babies and somehow feel "fradulent". Jailbait and I noticed one day a congratulations card on an incubator which read something along the lines of 'yay - I'm 1kg now!' - which puts things in to perspective a little. :(

Well done on delivering such a beautiful boy and I suppose in retrospect it's fantastic that you were at hospital given your blood loss - that would've been a scary ambulance trip!

How is Doggy Moo taking it all?

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PrincessBoo · 18/11/2010 13:51

Silversky Hope you don't mind me popping in to recommend a book? Close friend of mine has a daughter 6 months older than my son and she went through similar to what you are describing when her daughter was newborn and found it invaluable - I read it when pregnant and it made mucho sense :) here

And huge apologies if unasked for advice from relatively newbie BESHes makes you want to throw the whole gin bottle at my head - just want to help.

PrincessBoo · 18/11/2010 13:57

Oh and before I go back to the palais - Moo your birth story made me cry. Congratulations :)

Scorpette · 18/11/2010 15:59

Aw, Moo, that really touched me. So sorry you had a worry over his heart rate, and were so ill with blood loss, but you seem to both have recovered well and things will only get better from here :)

PerfectDromedary · 18/11/2010 16:30
Muser · 18/11/2010 16:42

Oh wow moo. What a birth story. I am so happy you and babymoo are ok. You are amazing. TBG saw the pic of babymoo and was in awe at you doing that yourself. Doing it without an epidural is, well, wow.

Hope your undercarriage heals nicely. Go snuggle that gorgeous boy some more. I would like one just like him. Although possibly a fraction smaller and/or a fraction slower to arrive. Grin

Casserole · 18/11/2010 16:45

Aww Moo amazing story. Well done you for getting him out safe and sound.

I'm so sorry about the haemorrhage in the final furlong. I had a major pph too with Leo and I do think it took me longer to recover from that than with my section and labour combined. Looking back I think I seriously underestimated how much that took out of me. My advice to you would be to rest as much as you can, and take the iron - if the tablets give you cast iron poo then try spatone - they are tasteless sachets you put into a glass of orange juice; they deliver the iron but without the nasty side effects. They do them in the pharmacy section of the supermarket. And do keep taking them for a while, even when you think you're feeling better. I think I stopped taking mine too soon and I struggled to get back on form as a result.

Being home is such a relief after being in hospital for an extended period too when you can't get any sleep cos of the general chaos and KFC-ness of it all (perfect description) - so now you can, REST. Don't do any more than you need to, for a good while yet. And don't feel pressure to 'bounce back' as quickly as other people you know who've had babies. Your body's been through a lot and it will take a while - but you WILL get there.

Am so thrilled for you and so pleased you're home. Take care of yourself xxxxx

Ariesgirl · 18/11/2010 18:14

Moo I know we don't know each other well yet, but I just wanted to say a massive congratulations and well done on the birth of your boy, and I'm in awe of what you've been through. Sounds utterly terrifying and I'm so glad you're both safe and sound now at home. Take great care of yourself as you have been through a heck of a lot.

SilverSky · 18/11/2010 20:05

PrincessBoo really nice of you to pop in and post support and make recommendations. No need to chick gin bottle. Instead I'll pour you a shot.

mooser DHB fo' sho'. Sounds like you were in the wars. V scary when they are poorly/not right. So happy you are home.

Sainsbugs has half price on all baby toiletries and wipes - includes b pads/ mat pads / sudacrem / blah blah blah.

VoilaAnotherGimlet · 18/11/2010 21:36

Moo What an amazing story. I take my hat off to you for managing the pain like that. And I can't imagine being separated from my baby after all that, it must have been truly agonizing. Glad you are home now and Mini-Moo is doing well. Do keep taking the iron, I missed a few tablets and immediately felt lightheaded (not great when lugging a floppy baby around). Welcome to the spa! Looking forward to your updates! (apols for not being better at keeping up, not sure where time goes....)

PrincessBoo · 18/11/2010 22:12
PrincessBoo · 18/11/2010 22:13

*Guinness.

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