Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

[MardyBra]

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

Hellkitty- I would only shag Ed to get to Chuka.

As else posted Ed would be grateful.

Nick is getting a much worse deal today than yesterday.
must be the cold light of day.

he does look exhausted.
i'd quite happily mop his brow and fetch his slippers andsay "there there"

Let's just be thankful we're not having to being asked to contemplate shagging Blair or Brown

I'd shag Gordon Brown - I don't know why, but that little "mouth drop" thing he does at the end of sentences gives me the horn a bit

Oh definitely Cliff, whoever he is. Though I am Team TheScottishLady. Maybe a coalition with Labour and the Green Aussie woman? Though I know it's not likely. I'd just like to live in a country where Green politics was taken seriously ...... Maybe I should emigrate.

i don't think we've reached the whole electorate yet, so just bumping this for tonight

"Though I am Team TheScottishLady"

I felt a little frisson for Leanne when she told Nige that he should be ashamed of himself. She could turn me.

Not sure I get THAT kind of frisson for TheScottishLady, Mardi. But with so many male politicians being utter pillocks, I can see where the female-female frisson can come in!! Though MrTopaz would tell you I don't get much of a frisson for much these days - thanks to menopause and medication. Yet I was never a gal who got a frisson for some sleb I'd never actually met, so maybe that's all it is with the pillocks on the OP. Apart from Cliff of course .....

Shag Nick
Marry Ed
Cliff Dave.

Results of this Thread are:

Nick: 27 Shags, 30 Marry, 6 Cliffs.
Ed: 19 Shags, 23 Marry, 22 Cliffs.
Dave: 20 Shags, 11 Marry, 34 Cliffs.

Hoorah for Taliz and your counting skills!

This thread is hilarious. I've been laughing out loud for all 8 pages.

Nick might be a wimp but hes pulling in the love from the ladies.

Splendid work Tali.