Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

[MardyBra]

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

Always shag the Toryboys, they are dirrrrrty. Although while in search of the photo of a young Clegg I found one of a young Cameron that looks disturbingly like a very old boyfriend of mine which is a bit freaky.

I would happily shag George Osborne since his makeover.

I'll get my coat.

The others:

Shag - Ed
Marry - Dave
Cliff - Nick

Ed - off the cliff. Cruel to be kind & all that.

Dave - shag (might be good as a one-off and looks to have decent sized hands). I'd enjoy cutting him down to size afterwards too.

Nick - marry - definitely marry. I'd quite happily shag him every day for the rest of my life. He looks well put together and I'd love waking up to that face every morning. Decent bloke too.

Nigel - needs to go into show business where he cant harm anyone.

One person is going to send Nick over the cliff, banana. There was a clear winner for who was going over earlier, but it's got closer over the last couple of pages.

Shag - Nick, he's good looking and looks like he'd be dirty enough for it to be fun, but I couldn't respect him because of the tuition fees.

Marry - Ed, I like his politics and if I were his wife I could help keep him on the right path. Also I reckon he'd be either very dirty in bed or a premature ejaculator in which case it'd be over quickly at least.

Dave - just looking at him makes me shudder, he'd be a feathery stroker.

Make that two, I hadn't added the last few posts.

Isla - "I'd do Nick Clegg til his cock fell off"

I would too, actually

I've a proper crush on Nick Clegg!

I'm having a threesome fantasy, shoving them all off the cliff.

Nigel is watching you all

I google imaged Clegg for late night wanking fodder to remind myself what he looked like,and Nigel appeared as a suggestion, so I clicked on his name. I was treated to a horrifying montage of Nigelfaces, each with an odd expression

I'm with the shag Clegg, marry Ed he looks a pushover and Cameron off a cliff v hard with something spiky to roll down

Shag Ed (I reckon he'd be a bit dirty)
Marry Nick
Cliff Dave

Shag Nick (albeit very reluctantly)
Marry David
Cliff Ed

Isla I'm starting to see him in a whole new light!

Shag - Nick
Marry - Ed
Cliff - Dave

I'd have to ensure that the fall didn't kill Dave though, then I'd take him to the local a and e and make him wait, in pain, on a trolley in a hospital corridor for 8 hours.

Mmmmm…

He's so dreamy…

he looks pissed in that last photocollage

"What's making me laugh is that I have no doubt whatsoever that some aide will read this and repeat the best bits back to them!"

Yes, there's probably some poor unpaid intern working their way through the social media sites after the weekend. My favourite quote is: Has anyone actually tossed Nick yet?"

Shag Ed (he'd better do well as I need convincing for the GE)
Marry Nick (dreamy, even if he has let us down)
Cliff Dave, or just excommunicate him a la Napoleon.

This thread hilarious!

Marry-Nick
Shag-David
CLiff- ed..sorry.

Marry Ed. As long as he didn't touch me in any way or get within my personal space. I think he'd be all sloppily understanding about my suddenly developed permanent periods so I'd never have to shag him. Ever. I'd shag Dave and I think Nick would jump off a cliff if you asked him.

Seeing that Dave was in my town yesterday eating a hot dog with cutlery I'm gutted I missed the chance to shove him off the harbour wall at high tide.

I don't think I would cope as a politician's wife, I just answered the door to my local Labour candidate and exclaimed "oh gosh, its you!" I was halfway through peeling a Satsuma for DD and i was wearing garden shoes. Totally unexpecting visitors.despite the Satsuma he still shook my hand twice. I told him I was undecided (true). Wish id had some questions prepared!

Lol…
Cameron in all his glory…

Daryl

All your posts have made me actual lol.