Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

[MardyBra]

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

Mmmmmm wow this is tricky I'd have to be shiiiiit faced but could probably shag Dave, marry Nick and Ed (sorry to say is actually just unattractive to live ?? I would have rather shagged Gordon) would go off the cliff.

Funky makes an excellent point.

Nick's alright though. He now has that weary look that only politicians have after being in office for a few years but a few holidays in the sun, he'll be himself again. He's good looking.

Dave is a cyborg. Stop shagging him. It's giving me the bauk.

Shag them all and then go to the Daily Star to do a massive kiss and tell.
How much would I get? Headline?

Whatcha mean Coumarin the thought of his pointy wee face grunting and thrusting away doesn't fill you with lust

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/26/article-1268979-09503B3A000005DC-749_634x467.jpg

Nick Clegg's quite nice looking actually - I liked watching him on the leaders debates last time and this time.

I would definitely shag him, and not just because of this thread!

For the purposes of this thread though:

Shag: David
Marry: Nick
Cliff: Ed
(sorry Ed, I think you seem like ever such a nice man but I just don't want to have the sex with you!)

Shag Dave. Marry Ed (I'd take the 2 kitchens then kill him). Cliff Clegg.

Marry Nick
Ed off a cliff
Shag David, and stab him repeatedly in the back whilst doing so.

Oh the sacrifices I would make for my country.

Is anybody keeping a poll of how these men are doing in the stab, marry and push off a cliff stakes?

Or, to ring the changes a little:

Shag: Boris (laugh all the way)
Marry: Gideon (so I finally get nice wallpaper)
Cliff: Cameron

*shag!

Ohh yes, Boris... didn't realise he was an option. I wouldn't shag him (he does too much of that), I'd marry him so I didn't have to...

Ok if there's no order I would:

Marry Cameron

And go on honeymoon to Cornwall, on my Honeymoon I would shag Clegg, on a balcony in the vicinity of Paparazzi. The spin doctors would then have a field day ruining Cleggs political career.

Having now ensured the interest of the press I'd surruptiously push Miliband of the cliff forcing shiny Daves hand, making him attempt to climb down and rescue him.

At which point all the paparazzi cameras would blind him, and he'd plummet too.

You are all very welcome.

Shag & Marry - Ed
Off Cliff - Dave & Nick *
Send Abroad (to live with ex-pats somewhere)- Nigel

• politics has changed y'kno and they were in coalition together

Private pike "I would shag Nigel, if the choice was between the four of them"

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

Shag Dave
Marry Nick
Cliff Ed

Obviously......

funky "Do we have to face them during the encounter? This could make a difference."

are you suggesting it would be preferable if one of them were to take you from behind?

In terms of which cliff for Nigel, it would have to be the white cliffs of Dover surely - there's be some poetic justice in there somewhere.

*there'd

Shag Ed - he is quite hot
Marry Nick - crap politician but I suspect he is nice and pulls his weight at home
Push Dave off the cliff - a close call but his patronising attitude swung it for me

Has anyone else noticed how in the debates, Ed's hand always looks like it's got a mind of its own and is trying to strangle him? It's like a naked Emu (as in Rod Hull &...).

I'd like to de-cliff whoever taught him to talk using 'flappy hands'.

I think Nigel wouild be good company. So I'd opt for him. The rest of them - nothing much to choose between them. I must look out for Ed's hand. Poor Ed another thing to complain about.

I don't think Nigel would be capable of shagging anyone. He always looks like he's had a couple of pints and I suspect he gets bad brewer's droop.