Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

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I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

In which case I'd marry Nick, then very quickly shag Dave (which I agree overall is the least worst option) and get caught by the papers so Nick would make me leave. Hurrah!

"Why is Nigel Not an option."

I'd assumed everyone would just cliff him anyone.

Does anyone want to 'fess up to a bit of Nigel-love?

Probably shag all 3 if that were an option.
Marry Ed
Shag Nick
Off the cliff. Bye bye Dave

Shag Dave, Marry Nick. I wouldn't go as far to push Ed off a cliff but I would avoid him lol Bloody hell I'm gonna be able to look at Cameron the same again after writing this lol

There's some good thinking on here, hadn't thought of infiltrating the government via marriage.
had thought of marrying Ed as he appears to be a pushover

Marry Ed
Shag Nick
Regret marrying Ed and wish id gone for Nick instead
Cliff Dave
Ed would find out about my affair with Nick and they would fight, at the edge of the cliff, and both fall off to join Dave in a grisly death at the bottom of the cliff.

Problem solved

Which Cliff are we pushing them off?

Cliff - Ed. Shag - Nick. Marry - Dave. For no other reason than I saw a pic of him doing his daughters hair & he looked pretty good at it. I do hate doing my own hair

Also do we do the shag before or after we've done the marry?

Marry Dave
Shag Nick and Nigel
Cliff Ed

Shag Ed
Marry Nick
Cliff Dave

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A very large one Honey.

The largest we can find.

That one in Broadchurch would do the trick.

Plenty of cliffs here in Cornwall for them to fall off, Honey. Clegg was down here just a few weeks ago actually, and Scameron has holidayed here a few times I think, and his wife gave birth down here. So its the ideal setting! Milibands are lesser spotted here though,not sure how I could lure him down here to put the plan into action.

Oh yes Daryl. A nice Poldarky cliff would do it.

Preferably with Poldark doing the naked swimming in the cove below.

Can't believe anyone would consider shagging Dave. Imagine his sex face.

And before anyone says 'yeh but imagine Ed's'. We've already seen it in various situations.

Do not sully the Poldark cliffs with politicians bodies. They are for Aidan Turner galloping broodily along them, only.

Good point coumarin. Sorry.

He notion of eds face in any expression gives me a gypey tummy.

That odd look he kept giving the camera during the debate was just weird.

So I say "Ed. Cease and desist with the face immediately."

Galloping moodily, striding moodily, looking out to sea moodily and swimming off the bottom moodily.

Have the NT or some other worthy group not thought to protect the Poldark cliffs indefinitely.

The NT already own large parts of the coastline......

Jolly good Fry.

We just need to find a bit they don't for the hurling/non Poldark purposes.

Do we have to face them during the encounter? This could make a difference.