Let's get down to the base nitty gritty of the election. Shag, marry or cliff? Ed, Dave or Nick?

[MardyBra]

I'm assuming Nigel will just be bruised by barge poles.

That is a very good point about Nick, nickel, and one I hadn't fully considered. Perhaps he is a bit flakey for marriage.

Yes, good point re Nick for marriage. There was something slightly nagging me about choosing Ed for marriage earlier, but Nick seems too much of a switherer for that.

I still maintain Nick looks like he knows his way around though...

He would need a very short leash tis true.

Shag - Dave
Marry - Nick
Cliff - Ed (no way could I shag or marry the gurning gimp)

I refuse point blank to believe that anyone could shag Nigel Farage. He looks like a spoof, puppet caricature crossed with Mr Bean and a toad.

However - someone did say earlier about repeated shagging - i personally think that marriage is possible without repeated shagging.

I'd be very happy to repeatedly shag Nick.
Especially after googling images of him to try to find one of him in glasses (can't find a posed one, only ones where he's genuinely reading)

Okay, i'll have a happy but sexless marriage with Ed, and Nick can be my lover.
I think we should shag repeatedly and often.

ooh, could he be my concubine or whatever the male equivalent of a concubine is

I think he's pretty enough to have lovely children.

i can't believe that farage is younger than my dh. (actual dh IRL, not Ed)

nick is a lot younger than DH.

ALl off a cliff and become a nun.

but it looks like nick has grown some balls recently

(this is not a link to a picture of his balls, btw,just in case you were scared to look)

Yes, I know this isn't in the spirit of the original question, but there does need to be room to Take A Lover into the equation.

So: you could marry dependable Ed and discuss stultifyingly dull party politics with him whilst dallying with Mr Clegg. Or Dave Grohl, as someone mentioned above.

Cameron would be off the cliff before the above arrangement was even contemplated.

Cliff - Cameron
Marry - Nick but get him to take the blame for pushing Cameron off the cliff (he's shown willing at doing that in government) He'd then go to prison and we'd have a lovely pen-pal marriage interspersed with me taking him in cake and cigarettes every month
Shag - Ed (people who've met him go on about how surprisingly attractive he is in the flesh)

I am going to throw myself off the cliff after just learning that I am a year older than Nigel Farage.

Has anyone actually tossed Nick yet?

He's very popular!

Marry Ed. Obviously, he's adorable.
Kill Cameron. Obviously, he's a twat.
I suppose shag Clegg but I'd rather not

banana we're talking sex, not masturbation! (although it could be part of the foreplay - it's sure to be good sex if it's to be repeated...)

Ohh, you meant off the cliff .....

I'm a bit concerned that you seem to be overly invested in this nickel.

Funnily enough I was discussing this with DH; I would shag Dave or Gideon if it would guarantee a Labour government for the next five years. I would tolerate a threesome, even.

Forward with Britain.

I'd do Nick Clegg till his cock fell off.

That's very noble of you MrsFring, your country thanks you

What's making me laugh is that I have no doubt whatsoever that some aide will read this and repeat the best bits back to them!

So Nick it's true! Fwarr!

You're welcome SilverBirch. For ten years of Labour I would offer me arse to the evil fuckers.

Now that's patriotism.

Worrying, isn't it mardy

It's his fault - I've always voted libdem and because of the last general election fiasco, I feel like I've been cheated on.
Which is probably why I've got this obsession.

I'll be bunny boiling next, you know....

isla god i hope not - me wanting Nick clegg as a concubine would not please dh.

Shag ed.
Marry Nick.
Dave is going off the cliff