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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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GypsyMoth · 25/01/2012 14:58

Who does the disembowelling though??

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:58

And no one will shoot anyone or contradict anyone who comes here and spills their righteous hatred.

Just so long as you keep it here.

Think how nice it will be, you can all agree with each other and plot ways to do them in without anyone contradicting!

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coraltoes · 25/01/2012 14:59

I'm a bit squeamish.

TheRhubarb · 25/01/2012 14:59

YEAH RIGHT ON SISTER!

Oh and can you keep the entrails in one place please? They keep slipping over to chat.

McPhee · 25/01/2012 15:00

I have a nice new mop??

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:01

Surely you need a steam mop McPhee that blood and guts is a bugger to clean

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:01

Fuck, posted too soon

There was supposed to be a [bwink] on the end of that.

TheRhubarb · 25/01/2012 15:01

Just leave it to the dogs, there are plenty of them sniffing around for bits and pieces.

Trickle · 25/01/2012 15:01
Thanks
Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:04

There's not much hatred.

Shall I start, just to get everyone in the mood?

There's a woman next door with no legs and arms and she won't keep her windows clean cos she's like a right cunt and I have to look at those windows and pay my taxes and she gets 80K a year to live on which let's face it she doesn't need as SHE CAN'T FUCKING WALK OR ANYTHING.

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McPhee · 25/01/2012 15:04

Rats, I haven't got one of them Confused

My dyson sucks anything up though, but yeah, leave it to the dogs. But no way am I clearing up their shite Grin

McPhee · 25/01/2012 15:05

That's appalling Hully, surely she can clean them with her stumps Angry

TheRhubarb · 25/01/2012 15:06

ALL THOSE PEOPLE ON BENEFITS ARE SCREWING UP McPHEES DYSON WITH THEIR BLOOD AND GUTS THE SELFISH PIGS!

Fancy bleeding all over the place like that - they ought to be ashamed!

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:06

That's it Rhubs! Liking your spirit.

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tabulahrasa · 25/01/2012 15:07

Wouldn't disembowelling entitle them to more benefits?

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:08

Dysons are a pile of shite anyway.

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:08

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE JOKING ABOUT DISEMBOWELLING YOU ARE SICK.

Sevenfold · 25/01/2012 15:09

[bsmile] ooh the smileys got cold.
are they on benefits.
did they get a hat given to them [bblush]

Sockrates · 25/01/2012 15:10

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE JOKING ABOUT DYSONS. PACK OF ENVIOUS CAHS.

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:10

IT'S NOT A HAT IT'S A BUNNET FOR BURNS NIGHT

That's discrimination. Against Rabbie. Humph.

[bgrin]

flywiththecrows · 25/01/2012 15:10

is this a joke?

ExitPursuedByaBear · 25/01/2012 15:10

[bhmm] [bangry] [bsad]

Dawndonna · 25/01/2012 15:12

When my goat is big and growed up and on his own benefits, he will be married to Hully.

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:12

I SAW A WOMAN IN A WHEELCHAIR THE LAZY FUCKER AND I HAVE TO USE MY ACTUAL LEGS ALL THE TIME - DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT UNFAIR I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT UNFAIR WHY DOES SHE GET A WHEELCHAIR AND I HAVE TO USE MY LEGS - BOTH OF MY LEGS NOT JUST ONE LEG I HAVE TO USE BOTH OF THEM TO WALK. I SAW A MAN WITH A STICK I BET I PAID FOR THAT STICK OUT OF MY TAX THAT I PAID IN 1975.

RatherBeOnThePiste · 25/01/2012 15:13

flywiththecrows - was that a joke? Grin Grin

arf