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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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Trickle · 25/01/2012 15:29

StrandedBear thats digraceful. triple disemboweling for you, educating yourself on other peoples money it's people like you taking money out of vodaphones pocket!

GirlWithPointyShoes · 25/01/2012 15:37

Hmph, Well there is a single mother on benefits in my street and rumor has it that she actually has a boyfriend and they dare to have sex. The government know nothing about this! She should at least have run it past me since my DP pays taxes. The cheek of her.

May she be disemboweled?

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:38

Did Hully Disembowel young Dazza? DID SHE?

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:39

SOMEONE ON BENEFITS IS HAVING FREE SEX ON MY TAX MONEY?

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redrubyshoes · 25/01/2012 15:40

Can I have the disembowelled bits to stuff in my haggis?

[bsmile]

SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:41

I claim benefits ctc carers and dla for my kids, plus some housing benefits, and my partner works!!! And pay taxes!! I also have a free car!! I should be shot lol Grin

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:43

YOU COULD SELL YOUR KIDS YOU SPONGING FECKLESS WASTREL

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SlightlyJaded · 25/01/2012 15:44

Am thinking of reporting our neighbor

She has 5 kids by at least 8 dads
Me and DP noticed the other day that all of the kids have new scooters Shock

But she seems to think that just because she is 'depressed' she doesn't have to go to work

So guess who paid for the scooters? Yes, that's right....

So my main issues are:

Depression is obviously made up - you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary

I think one of the dads was an immigrant

Plus she actually dared to ask me not to park across her driveway - yes SHE HAS AN ACTUAL CAR

Is there a hotline to the or something if you want to report a case to the disemboweling team?

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2012 15:46

"5 kids by at least 8 dads"

That's right tickled me that has :)

SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:46

But they are disabled!!! Lol. Don't think I would get much Wink unless David c and crew fancy a bit of disabled hunting.

Disclaimer! I love my dc loads lol. Grin

lesley33 · 25/01/2012 15:46

So you want to shoot and disembowel people? You will be busy

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:47

"The government know nothing about this!"

You should REPORT her and if you feel a bit squeamish about it - I know some people are lol, then just PM me her name and address and I WILL REPORT HER MYSELF THE THIEF.

You should all of you be ashamed for even looking at a screen that has a person on it that knows someone who is cheating the system and not offering to report her. Hmm Nic one you fuckers - you are as BAD AS JOSEPH STALIN.

Elfontheedge · 25/01/2012 15:48

Won't somebody think of the children!

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:48

No no, this is just a nice safe space for Benefit Bashers/Disembowellers

you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary hahahahahahaha

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SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:49

Hahaha!! This is funny Grin

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:50

Well, have you seen This news item

Mother of four, married to IMMIGRANT is living rent free in Central London

Disembowel!

StrandedBear · 25/01/2012 15:51

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Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:52

Oh very good. And so true. Still, they'll look nice on their new yacht.

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ValarMorghulis · 25/01/2012 15:53

do we have to disembowel them?
its just that well, the knives need to be made in order to do that and quite frankly i don't want any more of my tax moolar to be spent on them.

I expect their entrails will be full up with foie gras and caviar, what with all those millions we give them.

bastards. Anyone that receives a benefit is a cunt.

oh. wait... Hmm i get WTC and CB. (as i suspect most of the ranting loons on those threads do too) do i have to disembowel myself?

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/01/2012 15:53

In fairness Abs they do live on a busy roundabout. I doubt they get a wink of sleep most nights.

Elfontheedge · 25/01/2012 15:53

Ironically my fil is a Benefit fraud investigator and spends all his time doing as little work as possible so he can go fishing instead.

ValarMorghulis · 25/01/2012 15:54

why are we discussing ways in which to clear the entrails? That is not our problem surely? We can just instruct a load of Workfare slaves to do it.

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:54
SparklyGothKat · 25/01/2012 15:54

Yes disembowel yourself!! Wink

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:55

You is going to THE TOWER abs!

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