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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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CardyMow · 26/01/2012 09:34

ARF. That is all.

TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 09:39

Trickle, I can beat that. We once had to burn each other to keep warm and the rats wouldn't come near cause we were too filthy even for them.
And you had a sinkhole - bloody luxury mate!

Still, I got meself up the duff and bagged a nice council house. Told my several boyfriends they were all the father so they could pay me some money innit though? I had several more feral kids with different men and got myself a nice posh house in a nice part of London like, cause I told the council my kids aint gonna live near no roughy arses and we needed protection like cause one of my boyfriends was a bent copper. Anyways, I need Sky+ now so I is gonna have another brat and use the money I gets towards that.

Hullygully · 26/01/2012 09:57

Where's one's yacht?

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GinSlinger · 26/01/2012 10:08

see Hully? It's just constant sense of entitlement with your lot.

TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 10:12

Oh I got one of these with my child maintenance money from all those dads. I got it in the style of a Stormtrooper. It's unique and personalised to me. It's even got a fridge for all my White Lightening cider and a fag dispenser.

Peachy · 26/01/2012 10:27

TR now feel very common as can point out it is in fact White Lightning not lihgtening cider

Disclaimer: have never drunk the stuff, Dad likes it though. He is from Somerset mind, can't help it Wink

TheRhubarb · 26/01/2012 10:34

It's the magic 'e', where it will appear next, nobody knows!

Give em all Es!

SparkyTGD · 26/01/2012 11:47

Grin at TheRhubarb

Peachy · 26/01/2012 11:55

LMAO @ Rhub

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 12:01

disembowelment might be quite useful if you are cosntipated

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 12:02

just think how much it would cost the nhs though, all those non tax paying benefit claimants using the tax payers national health service to get their disembowelment, it's just not right

fotheringhay · 26/01/2012 13:12

Some might say you can judge a society by how it treats the most vulnerable.

I say screw/disembowel 'em.

I mean, they're not me, so why on earth should I care?

dollymixtures · 26/01/2012 13:37

Sorry been away from the thread wasting taxpayers money (work in the public sector so not unemployed but y'know nearly as bad).

Stepping out of character for a minute and going back a few pages, Peachy my comment about special schools came from DPs aunt - her daughter (16 at the time) has profound learning difficulties and they managed to find a residential place for her in a school relatively close by, aunts neighbour said "wouldn't it be nice if the state paid for all our kids to go to boarding school" Hmm

Not sure I can return to character now, the inside of my head feels grubby thinking like that.

Peachy · 26/01/2012 14:03

Ah yes

childminder's mate said OOOh i don't get a taxi to get my kids to school

Well love you live 8 miles away and campaigned for your child to attend this school when tehre was one 10m from your house; whereas my boys can't attend this local school (well, 2 do- somewhat sadly). can't being somewhat different from fancied.

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 14:30

I can't believe someone would be jealous that your child had to go to special school and even worse, a residential special school. It beggars belief

Peachy · 26/01/2012 17:15

Luckily mine aren't at resi. Mind, just taken the call to say that despite being reharded as high priority BOTH boy's summer palces have been pulled as they can't get anyone in to care for them. It's an MS scheme that anyone can attend but they are supposed to ahve access to a Key Worker. Both kids? Surely one could have gone and the other not, or reduced days or something? Why is my family taking both cuts? Buggers.

Have e-mailed SW but SW cvlosed our file after allocating the places so nowt will be done.

Hey ho.

At least I am home eh? If I was working that'd be a job down the swannie I guess.

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 17:26

well social services are always the same.

My social worker says " oh we at SS are ALL FOR those with special needs attending mainstream activities'

what he means is 'over my dead body will we help to support you child to do so'

Hmm
Peachy · 26/01/2012 18:08

They managed it the last 4 years; it was the deal we made when they refused to offer respite.

But SW typically on AL anyway so cannot reach him.

Anything else will involve yet another Carer's Assessment; seem to be annual ATM.

I;d give up except ds2 has two massive scratches on his face from ds1, I can't afford to give up!

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 18:11

They will not even give me a carers assessment. Infact i don't know anyone they have given one to. It will be part of their downstructuring peachy, my care package has gone form 8 hrs p/w tailored to our needs to 3 hrs p/w running around not getting respite, or worse still having to stay in the house whilst 'repsite' take place Hmm i have made an official complaint, I suggest you do the same

thefroggy · 26/01/2012 18:14

I know for a fact the woman at no. 65 is commiting benefit fraud. She's a single mum with 3 kids, 5 different dads. I saw her going into the offy the other day, she came out with a bottle of seemingly vair expensive lemonade which was obviously full of bacardi because she knows the owner and they'd do that for her so the rest of us would think she bought lemonade. But i'm onto her and tbh in my humble opinion, she shouldn't be buying lemonade anyway even if it was lemonade, which I very much doubt, and certainly not the expensive stuff.

I know for a fact she sold her childrens xbox to buy that bacardi disguised as vair expensive lemonade because my cousin's friend's girlfriend said that her auntie who lives next door to the woman at 65 saw her down the road trying to sell the xbox (well she had something in a bag and was talking to someone in a shifty manner).

And do you know how she bought that xbox in the first place? She had a social loan, the fecking cheeky mare told them she needed a new cooker. I know it's true, my son's friend's auntie's bf works for dwp and she told him!

I also saw a man at her house a week on Friday, they were all that, playing happy families taking the dog for a walk (she can afford a dog, says it all really), I just know he's staying overnight, he must do...ffs sake, they might even be having sex. I just hope she's using contraception (I dont think she is though because the last time I looked through her bin bags I didn't see any pill packets Angry).

When I looked through her window the other day as I went past I noticed a new picture on the wall. Cheeky bitch. Should I report her?

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 18:19

she has 3 children by 5 different dads, wow.

Is this evolution? :o

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 18:21

sorry I do know you are joking btw Blush and I am now laughing because I read it as the dog was staying overnight :o

thefroggy · 26/01/2012 18:21

But she does, it is a fact, someone told me so it has to be true. Why don't you get it?

thefroggy · 26/01/2012 18:22

The dog does stay overnight, and she hasn't even declared him as a lodger Angry

Agincourt · 26/01/2012 18:22

because her dog is claiming disability benefits too, claiming he has a bad back, yet i have seen him walking around the village green in a coat. I ask you, how does a dog afford barbour unless he is on the old IB too, eh?