RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

[Hullygully]

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

You are a harlot Stranded! Income support come with a chastity belt so we can put an end to this! They must have a alarm that informs the police if tampered with.

Hully there are many jobs those with 'depression' could do:

Swimming instructor - nobody would notice if you were crying

PA to some old gimmer in a dusty solicitors or something - you'd only ever have contact with one person who probably wouldn't even notice if you were a bit upset.

Vet - in the back office. (Obviously some training required - but you've got fuck all else to do if you haven't got a job) No human contact at all. The cats won't mind if you snivel.

Late night petrol station attendant where you only have to deal with people in the dark and through a hatch.

PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF THEIR LAZY SPONGING ARSES AND USE THEIR IMAGINATION TO FIND SUITABLE WORK

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Lmao at income support coming with a chastity belt!

Sterilisation of the poor is by far the preferred method...

Sterilization would cost the NSH billions. Which in turn would cost me billions. Because I pay for the NSH. IT BELONGS TO ME!

We could make the chastity belts out of recycled store brand bean tins which the only thing scroungers should be eating. Cold. WITH NO TOAST!

instead of paying DH's January tax bill I was forced to go and buy a huge plasma TV for the benefit scroungers across the road with the money

It's your fault Hully if I go to the Tower, you with your disembowel chat. You're going to have to visit the Tower EVERY DAY with snacks and visit me as I'll be part of a tour, I bet.

That is an excellent point... I hadn't considered the fact that I do own the NHS.

I'm sick of treating obese fools who sit around all day eating biscuits too they are not disabled. Just fat!

(disclaimer: I'm a fatty)

SOME OF THEM HAVE DOGS
AND HORSES

IF YOU CAN AFFORD A DOG YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WORK

well i just saw a disabled person going into ann summers.
She means to breed doesn't she?

I am emailing my MP as we speak. e cant have the disabled making more disabled people now can we. And more to the point, if she can get into ann summers then she can go to work. She is obviously mobile if she can have sex.

bastards

Or at least make your dog work. Isn't that what blind people who are not on benefits do?!

There don't seem to be any actual benefits bashers on here yet though.

Must try harder.

Perhaps we should do some actual disembowelling rather than just talking about it, just to get them started like..

I KNEW A SINGLE WOMAN WHO HAD A BABY AND SHE WAS OBSERVED PURCHASING SPARKLING WATER.

WHAT THE FUCK?

DRINK WATER OUT OF THE TAP YOU FUCKING BITCH - I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD SPAREKLING WATER - WELL I CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD IT BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

80k per year? Is that all? I get that per day, as a Carer. .

Pilot! Barbados NOW!

We need to do the disembowelling with rusty instruments, because lets face it, having to sterlisise all the equiptment will cost a fair bit, and thats coming out of my DHs taxes! And no pain relief, why should the benefit scroungers get pain relief!

And what of their DC that are getting FREE school meals. Bread and water for the lot of them. My DC are having to have a dry weetabix and half a banana in their packed lunches as this is all we can afford! Can't believe they are letting them have hot nutricious food ffs.

the only sparkling water that scrounger should get is if i fart in it

Bad move Fanjo, The the entitled bastards would expect your hard earned gas. Make them use their own! There should be enough of it given all the beans they are supposed to be eating.

Then*, I cannot type properly as froth is making my keyboard slippy.

Shirley, I bet she buys pre-cut fruit as well

We've just had a letter from school encouraging us to check our entitlement to free school meals, and it states, "THERE IS NO STIGMA ATTACHED TO RECEIVING FREE SCHOOL MEALS."

WELL THERE SHOULD BE. ALL CHILDREN IN RECEIPT OF FREE SCHOOL MEALS SHOULD WEAR A BIG, POINTY HAT WITH THE SLOGAN SCROUNGER'S CHILD EMBLAZONED ACROSS IT. THEN ALL THE NICE CHILDREN, WHOSE PARENTS ARE PAYING FOR THESE MEALS WITH THEIR TAXES, CAN POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH AND SOMETIMES KICK THEM.

Is that the sort of thing you were after?

theres a woman down the road who has one of them free mobility cars.
Fucking lazy bitch. Wouldn't mind but shes got a fucking wheelchair so its not like she has to walk anywhere.

i pay my taxes and im a singe mum. I should be getting the car. i deserve it much more than her.

I'm volunteering to be gutted..
I'm forrin, single mother, student and I have a depression too.
I bought myself a new coat recently
Kill me now.

THE CHILDREN ON FREE SCHOOL MEALS AT DD'S SCHOOL GET A FREE PACKED LUNCH FOR SCHOOL TRIPS AND IT IS ALWAYS EGG SANDWICHES SO NOT ONLY ARE THEY SCROUNGING FUCKERS BUT THEY ALSO MAKE THE COACH STINK OF EGGY FARTS.

THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED ON THE TRIPS, THEY SHOULD DO A DAY OF COMMUNITY SERVICE INSTEAD TO REPAY SOME OF THEIR DEBT

No tatty you didn't buy
A new coat.

I bought you a new coat with my taxes.

Now grovel and my ugly manky shoes
I can't replace having paid for your coat

Runs over Tatty with Leer jet :)