RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

[Hullygully]

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

What about the useless feckers in the hospitals eating up our taxes??! If only they had a bit of gumption they could be in paid employment CONTRIBUTING! They could be extras in Casulty or Holby City if they weren't so fucking precious! Whinge whinge, right to privacy, whinge whinge, human rights.

WE OWN YOU POOR PEOPLE.

Brilliant Katie!

Quick, Someone get a mop and a scrounger, I've made a mess.

Can we get this in classics?

MrsDV - that is another benefit (if you'll pardon the pun) of my suggestion of 'Benefit Camps'. The portacabins would be clean and secure but sparsely furnished with just the bare essentials. No excess chairs and whatnont. And certainly no leatherette 'three piece suites'

And because they are not working, they cannot expect 'leccy' coming out of every orifice to power their plasmas, which is why i suggested the introudction of the 'communal school cum bingo hall' in the centre of the site - where the bulk of the electricity would be channeled so that they may enjoy watching important events like the Queen Speech at Christmas.

Honestly it's not hard to work is it? You just do what needs doing. Delivering leaflets, taking in ironing, doing people's gardens. Never mind you have no legs or a terminal illness. I mean just look at the Paralympics. Barely an arm and a leg between them but you don't hear them whinging about being depressed do you? They've got a bit of get up and go at least.

I said the to one of them the other day. I told her "look, if I can set up my own business of bespoke catering www.wanky-cupcakes-bankrolled-by-tax-dodging-hubby.com and make enough to have my highlights done by Mario every 6 weeks there is no reason why someone who is able to produce as many children as you couldn't turn that into a business opportunity".

I won't tell you what she said. It was vulgar and uneducated and just makes my point really.

Well my neighbour's dog has ADHD and we all know that's just another word for naughty!

"I said the to one of them the other day. I told her "look, if I can set up my own business of bespoke catering www.wanky-cupcakes-bankrolled-by-tax-dodging-hubby.com and make enough to have my highlights done by Mario every 6 weeks there is no reason why someone who is able to produce as many children as you couldn't turn that into a business opportunity". "

BEST EVA

Well if people will just stop having disabled children to steal my tax monies then we'd just have a perfect all white country wouldn't we.

Too many scroungers getting away with it

My ds saw someone in a wheelchair last year and actually turned to me and said "I wish I had a wheelchair, then you wouldn't make me walk everywhere!"

I think he should be hounded by the peasants with flaming torches for his obvious Tory views at such a young age.

can't even say i'm proud to be british anymore without getting arrested.
Because of all these benefit fraudsters mixing with immigrints

Oh no Slightly

Oh no

All electricity must be generated by the unemployed in the dolecamp. I suggest using cycling machines wired up to the grid.

But Katie who will have to pay for the cycling machines? It's the taxpayer I tell you.

And they won't be happy with any old 'electricity generating cylcing machines' will they? Oh no, they'll want ones that have passed a health and safety test first, British kite-marked and all that won't they?

Oh you have hardships, depression and disabled relatives?

I'm sorry I just can not sympathise.. That's far too Jeremy Kyle...

Apparently, there is a woman on my street who is on benefits. I am appalled because when Jeremy-he's-a-merchant-banker-dontcha-know's bonus comes through in April we were thinking of putting the house on the market. Now we are terrified it will become common knowledge and knock thousands off the house prices.

What makes it worse is that Jeremy we're paying for her to do that to us!

I offer no solution, but would like to make anyone suffering hardship feel a bit more worthless, as it elevates my self asteem.

Killmenow- I believe! I attended a meeting recently with a new LEA bod who told me ASD is just a new name for attachment disorder; her boss said (in fairness her boss ahs written a book filled with somesuch drivel- and he works for the LEA! SOb!)

Oh LEA Bod got wrong person! I got an A in my Aetiology MA ASD odule, DH and DS3's SN Teacher sat holding back the laughter as I launched into a 40 minyte lecture on the aetiology of autism and related research

Natch, that should be evil grin!

I have a Dyson; I got it free on a MN Trial thing years ago >

DH KNOWS SOMEONE IN MERTHYR TYDFIL WITH A CAR AND A FLATSCREEN! CAN YOU BELEIVE IT? THEY CLAIM TO HAVE A JOB AND LEAVE HOME EVERY DAY IN A SUIT BUT EVERYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND KNOWS NOBODY IN MERTHYR OR EVEN WALES WORKS FOR A LIVING AND JUST SCROUNGES OFF THE ENGLISH TAXPAYER DISCUSSING IT IN CODE WHICH THEN THEY CLAIM MONEY FOR PRETENDING IT'S THEIR FORRIN MEDIUM!

beware of Peachy she has a goat and the goat has a cap
bloody scrounger

Maryz yes... yes.... that could work. The problem is that many of those in wheelchairs are going to moan endlessly about their legs not working properly. Working in shifts might do it, or playing some jolly music to gee them along.

LMAO :D

Peachy you crack me up =D

Slightly

No, they will have to get a budgeting loan to pay for the eletro-bike-generator. And repay it through the sale of the excess electricity they produce. No cycling = no one bar fire

That'll lurn em

FGS, It's not about hating the poor it's about helping them help themselves. Disembowelling them will teach them nothing.

They need to disembowel themselves.

Do you remember last May when we had that super holiday in Sri Lanka? We left the children at home with Conchita and in our third week we went on a trip to a tea plantation. There were women here picking tea with their children strapped to their back. And do know what? Not one of them was complaining about childcare costs.

Jeremy had a chat to the owner and apparently they don't have half the problems we do here. If the women don't work hard enough he just gets rid of them. Just like that! I think we could learn something from them. I really do.