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RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

262 replies

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 14:57

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

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Elfontheedge · 25/01/2012 15:13

Pigs. Pigs'll get rid of the left over bits. They eat everything Grin

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:15

WHAT A LAZY THIEVING CUNT. YOU SHOULD HAVE PUSHED HER OUT INTO THE ROAD.

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McPhee · 25/01/2012 15:16
OrmIrian · 25/01/2012 15:17

Who's going to pay for the disembowelling and the cleaning up? Needs thinking about. Could be really expensive.

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 25/01/2012 15:17

MY HUSBAND PAYS TAXES!

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 25/01/2012 15:17

MY GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS IN A WAR

NinkyNonker · 25/01/2012 15:18

Oh Ffs. I am certainly not a disemboweller, but surely there is room for debate and different opinions?!

flywiththecrows · 25/01/2012 15:18

no it was a genuine question RatherBeOnThePiste

I stumbled across the wrong thread, must've left my SOH at home ladies.

Sorry

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:19

WHO IS GOING TO MILK THE GOAT? WILL IT HAVE A HOUSE? OR A SHED? OR SOMETHING?

WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE GOATS?

Sevenfold · 25/01/2012 15:19

pmg a bunnett
who has a bunnett
I haven't got one why should a headless smiley have one[benvy]
bet he has a goat too

RatherBeOnThePiste · 25/01/2012 15:19

It never did me any harm

SpikeInTheBasement · 25/01/2012 15:20

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StrandedBear · 25/01/2012 15:21

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heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:22

How can it be a headless smiley when it only has a head and no body surely it's body-less? Is there a word for body-less?

[BWINK]

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 25/01/2012 15:22

MY MUM HAD TO WAIT AN HOUR FOR A BUS LAST WEEK.
FUCKING IMMIGRANTS

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:22

Damn.

Smiley fail.

Sevenfold · 25/01/2012 15:24

well at least I can do a [bwink]
(lol I did say headless [bblush] )

Trickle · 25/01/2012 15:25

Well I personally know 50 families down my street who all have 'depression' and 'bad backs' they all have free housing and free cars and flat screen TV's with satelite dishes! Disemboweling is too good fer em you bleeding heart wooly liberal softy.

AbsofCroissant · 25/01/2012 15:26

Everyone should just be more like me.

The end.

heissobloodyhardwork · 25/01/2012 15:27

seven I think I kind of shot myself in the foot there didn't I? [bwink]

[bblush]

ShirleyForAllSeasons · 25/01/2012 15:28

IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LIVE THERE?

fotheringhay · 25/01/2012 15:28

The less fortunate get all the breaks!

Kladdkaka · 25/01/2012 15:28

You can't be disemboweling anyone, it's against EU directive 1234/5A.

fotheringhay · 25/01/2012 15:29

(Fry, Futurama)

Hullygully · 25/01/2012 15:29

GO AND WORK IN POUNDLAND FOR NOTHING AND BE GRATEFUL YOU IDLE FECKING SCROUNGER

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